Churches is an automatic L for me because they force honey to be on their biscuits as the default.
If I fucking want honey on my biscuits I'll do it my damn self. Don't force that bullshit on me.
Fresh popeyes biscuits for me are #1, however if they're old/stale then KFC supersedes that, though they can be depressingly dry.
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)