Ah nothing like a post-shower poop. :)

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Yep, thats what I'm doing now, sitting on the toilet pooping, after getting out of the shower a few minutes ago. Ah, butt all clean and ready for an evening of relaxing, then bam, poop time. Yep, nothing like it, just a great thing to do that really makes your day better, taking a whole ass shower, then going to poop, just great, great experience.
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https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163
Maybe just be glad you can poop?
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You should poop before the shower and then use the shower to wash your ass. Or at least rinse it.

However, before I was conscious of this I used to do it like you, so I certainly can't condemn it.
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Kradek posted...
You should poop before the shower and then use the shower to wash your ass. Or at least rinse it.

However, before I was conscious of this I used to do it like you, so I certainly can't condemn it.

I find the added moisture around the cheeks can be hijacked to sort of wet-wipe the post shower poop into a blissful clean state.
Since only from below can one better see the heights.
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Current Events » Ah nothing like a post-shower poop. :)