Why isn't there a girlfriend rental service in the US?

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VideoboysaysCube
10/03/2023
05:44 PM
#1
Why does Japan continue to outclass us when it comes to offering services to the less fortunate?
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Priere
10/03/2023
05:45 PM
#2
There are escorts. Though I'm sure they are used more as whores than "companions".
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10/03/2023
03:01 PM
#3
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NoxObscuras
10/03/2023
05:53 PM
#4
Your family will love her!

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Necronmon
10/03/2023
05:54 PM
#5
That No Hard feelings movie a few months ago was more or less this.
Zikten
10/03/2023
05:55 PM
#6
NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
TonyKojima
10/03/2023
05:55 PM
#7
NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.
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WarfireX
10/03/2023
05:55 PM
#8
NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I would hire her. I want the deal that comes after Platinum though.
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ai123
10/03/2023
05:57 PM
#9
TonyKojima posted...
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.
I thought the main reason would be to keep the family quiet for a bit.
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harley2280
10/03/2023
05:57 PM
#10
TonyKojima posted...
I feel bad people are that lonely they need to hire someone like this.
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.
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Zikten
10/03/2023
05:58 PM
#11
harley2280 posted...
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.
Or asexual.
Stallion_Prime
10/03/2023
05:58 PM
#12
Lay off the anime
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GeraldDarko
10/03/2023
06:00 PM
#13
Stallion_Prime posted...
Lay off the anime

Carpe petat
TonyKojima
10/03/2023
06:01 PM
#14
harley2280 posted...
Or they're in the closet because they don't feel safe around their family.
I suppose as well.
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VideoboysaysCube
10/03/2023
06:05 PM
#15
Priere posted...
There are escorts. Though I'm sure they are used more as whores than "companions".

I want someone to tell me they love me without the risk of breaking the law!
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NeonTentacles
10/03/2023
06:06 PM
#16
Zikten posted...
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
"Uh.....she died"
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kirbyy
10/03/2023
06:08 PM
#17
NoxObscuras posted...
Your family will love her!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/2/AAQgjdAAE5Yc.jpg
I'd half go for this just to pull one over for my family lol
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BloodMoon7
10/03/2023
06:10 PM
#18
Zikten posted...
Wouldn't this backfire, if the family asks later on about how things with the girlfriend are going?
"Sadly she died of ligma"
My maid will hear about this.
Homeless_Waifu
10/03/2023
06:13 PM
#19
BloodMoon7 posted...
"Sadly she died of ligma"
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