Elon Musk livestreams himself swimming in Sriracha sauce, watch or no?

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EmilyWillis
07/14/2023
12:17 PM
#1
?????


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$106 for 3 bottles eh?

imagine how much an entire pool of it would cost right now, and imagine one idiot actually buying enough Sriracha to swim in it and livestream the whole thing *cough Elon cough*

watch said livestream or no?

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Bass
07/14/2023
12:18 PM
#2
No, I have no desire to give any attention to Elon.
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Crimson_Corsair
07/14/2023
12:19 PM
#3
Is this some weird fanfic of yours is this actually something Elon has alluded to doing.
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EmilyWillis
07/14/2023
12:21 PM
#4
Crimson_Corsair posted...
Is this some weird fanfic of yours is this actually something Elon has alluded to doing.
lol funny and sad in a way that Elon doing this is actually plausible
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CoyoteTheGreat
07/14/2023
12:22 PM
#5
Crimson_Corsair posted...
Is this some weird fanfic of yours is this actually something Elon has alluded to doing.

The fact that we have to ask says a lot more about Elon than the TC.
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The_Korey
07/14/2023
12:22 PM
#6
Only if he doesn't wear eye protection.
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Kradek
07/14/2023
12:25 PM
#7
I'm not gonna watch, but I'll be rooting for the sriracha to work its way up his urethra.
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Tyranthraxus
07/14/2023
12:29 PM
#8
EmilyWillis posted...
watch said livestream or no?
Yes but he'd probably chicken out and it wouldn't happen.

Also he wouldn't fill up a pool with retail price Sriracha.
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CoyoteTheGreat
07/14/2023
12:34 PM
#9
The_Korey posted...
Only if he doesn't wear eye protection.

No eye protection for his one eyed serpent either.
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willythemailboy
07/14/2023
03:02 PM
#10
People are scalping Sriracha sauce?
There are four lights.
EmilyWillis
07/14/2023
03:04 PM
#11
willythemailboy posted...
People are scalping Sriracha sauce?

yeah, you can't find it in grocery stores atm
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mercurydude
07/14/2023
03:08 PM
#12
Have you not been paying attention to how Elon Musk has been handling Twitter lately, trying to sell the company houseplants to employees, refusing to pay his bills, etc.?

If he did this, it probably wouldn't be sriracha, especially not the rooster kind. It would be the cheapest hot sauce he could find that kinda looks like sriracha, then he'd just tell everyone it's sriracha.

edit: On second thought, he'd probably just buy the cheapest tomato soup he could find and use that so he doesn't have to worry about anything burning. And he'd lead everyone on to believe it would be a swimming pool full of the stuff, but it would turn out to be a kiddie pool from Walmart.
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EmilyWillis
07/14/2023
03:17 PM
#13
mercurydude posted...
Have you not been paying attention to how Elon Musk has been handling Twitter lately, trying to sell the company houseplants to employees, refusing to pay his bills, etc.?

If he did this, it probably wouldn't be sriracha, especially not the rooster kind. It would be the cheapest hot sauce he could find that kinda looks like sriracha, then he'd just tell everyone it's sriracha.

edit: On second thought, he'd probably just buy the cheapest tomato soup he could find and use that so he doesn't have to worry about anything burning.
dang elon's more goofy than i thought

i know he fucked twitter up in general like with paying for verification and most recently making it impossible to view a twitter account without logging into your own (i don't have twitter so that one really fucks with me lol)

didn't know he was cheapskating shit though, sounds like he'd mix dirt and water together and sell it as chocolate sauce

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willythemailboy
07/14/2023
08:22 PM
#14
EmilyWillis posted...
yeah, you can't find it in grocery stores atm
Closing the factory down probably has something to do with that.
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Irony
07/14/2023
08:23 PM
#15
I've seen sriracha sauce in every single grocery store I've been to
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Strider102
07/14/2023
08:24 PM
#16
Depends, is he allergic or not?
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Questionmarktarius
07/14/2023
08:24 PM
#17
that can't be fun up the peehole
Notti
07/14/2023
08:37 PM
#18


This is an attempted combo current event.

Elon the eloon.

With the massive price spike in that sauce.

CoyoteTheGreat posted...
No eye protection for his one eyed serpent either.


Correction: his chicky nuggy.
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EmilyWillis
07/14/2023
08:55 PM
#19
Irony posted...
I've seen sriracha sauce in every single grocery store I've been to
i can't find any and today i went to my local korean store that always has this stuff in stock, only found other asian hot sauce brands i've never seen before in my life

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thronedfire2
07/14/2023
08:58 PM
#20
does he get it in his eyes/peehole?
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