Star Wars reboot: who would you make black?

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If they were to reboot star wars, which main character would you make black?

My gut was Han but I think I'd go Obi-wan
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All
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Lando
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Dakimakura posted...
All
Except Lando. Make him the only white man in the galaxy
Leia
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C3PO and R2D2
Chewbacca
Jar Jar Binks, it's what Lucas would had wanted
The Empire
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babu frik
that's cool and all but I'm just not into you
Lando
Wax on, wax off
Wax on- mouth. off.
None. Everyone would be played by Samuel L Jackson, but he'd be in whiteface for characters who aren't black.
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Luke and Leia.
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pegusus123456 posted...
Darth Vader

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morgan freeman as obi-wan would be sick, not gonna lie
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so let that stone be a wondrous thing
viewmaster_pi posted...
morgan freeman as obi-wan would be sick, not gonna lie

I hate race bending but yeah that'd be cool. Or fuck it, turn the narration black and have him read it because we need more of his voice in this world. Or Samuel L Jackson, but he has to read it in in his Pulp Fiction voice and use the words "Mother fucker/ing" every other sentance
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M_Live posted...
Michael Jai White as Han Solo

Nah Kayne West because hes a sell out and a shit parent
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Yoda
Wax on, wax off
Wax on- mouth. off.
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
The Empire

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consider this:
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Jar Jar
Michael dorn?

Which is funny. I didn't know he was a semi-regular on CHIPS till few days ago
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