Your theory on how the 3 seashells work?

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voldothegr8
01/17/2023
05:53 PM
#1
I like Epic Voice Guy's theory best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf1GWoh4OKE

Nobody knows how they work, in universe or out. That's why nobody dares touch each other, they all walking around with poop hands.
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pegusus123456
01/17/2023
05:54 PM
#2
They're actually still-living, genetically engineered clams. You tap on the top of them, they eat the shit. You need three of them because they get full really quickly.
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Tyranthraxus
01/17/2023
05:56 PM
#3
I think most people are envisioning 3 scallop or clam shells when he says 3 seashells but technically he didn't specify.

It makes more sense when you realize these are the shells he was talking about.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AARLwzAAEGWq.jpg

It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Starks
01/17/2023
05:58 PM
#4
It's for scooping and grabbing the shit

Not sure how a futuristic society doesn't have bidets
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GuerrillaSoldier
01/17/2023
06:37 PM
#6
theory?
lol tc obviously doesn't know how to use the three seashells

lol
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tsup-tsup
01/17/2023
06:39 PM
#7
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
theory?
lol tc obviously doesn't know how to use the three seashells

lol
Disgusting. Big red flag from tc.
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MabusIncarnate
01/17/2023
06:39 PM
#8
I just assumed they were buttons and not physical things you pick up, that functioned like a multi-cycle bidet with a dryer.
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FF_Redux
01/17/2023
06:59 PM
#9
I liked his 4th theory that every reataurant is Taco Bell so everyone just pees out of their butt.
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Mistere_Man
01/17/2023
07:27 PM
#10
I think the writers revealed how they work, and it was stupid. If I remember correctly

You use two like castanets and grab the poop and pull it out, then the third is for scraping things clean. I cant remember what you do with them after that.
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Irony
01/17/2023
07:28 PM
#11
They already explained it
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008Zulu
01/17/2023
07:29 PM
#12
This. Must. End!

https://www.mtv.com/news/2knk1s/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells
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Tyranthraxus
01/17/2023
07:29 PM
#13
Mistere_Man posted...
I think the writers revealed how they work, and it was stupid. If I remember correctly

You use two like castanets and grab the poop and pull it out, then the third is for scraping things clean. I cant remember what you do with them after that.

No that was a fan mockup. The official explanation from the writers is that there is no explanation.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Damn_Underscore
01/17/2023
07:31 PM
#14
It's a bidet

They adjust water direction, strength, and temperature
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Mistere_Man
01/17/2023
07:33 PM
#15
Tyranthraxus posted...
No that was a fan mockup. The official explanation from the writers is that there is no explanation.

https://screenrant.com/three-seashells-demolition-man-function/

How they work was once revealed by Stallone in a 2006 interview, explaining that a writer told him ' ...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape whats left with the third .' It's hard to say if such a technique would actually work in reality, which is to say nothing of how the shells themselves would be cleaned after usage. On reflection, it's easy to see why it's not one of the world-building elements that received clarification as per the contactless high-five Demolition Man explained.
Water+Fall=Radiation.
Mistere_Man
01/17/2023
07:35 PM
#16
If you doubt Stallone remember in his own words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a52uMkEg4g
Water+Fall=Radiation.
Tyranthraxus
01/17/2023
07:40 PM
#17
Mistere_Man posted...
https://screenrant.com/three-seashells-demolition-man-function/

How they work was once revealed by Stallone in a 2006 interview, explaining that a writer told him ' ...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape whats left with the third .' It's hard to say if such a technique would actually work in reality, which is to say nothing of how the shells themselves would be cleaned after usage. On reflection, it's easy to see why it's not one of the world-building elements that received clarification as per the contactless high-five Demolition Man explained.

That's what Stallone said.

The actual explanation is the writer literally called his friend while he was taking a shit and asked about his bathroom and he said "uhh I've got a bag of seashells in here as decoration" and the rest was history.

https://comicbookmovie.com/other/demolition-man-screenwriter-reveals-three-seashells-origin-a112133#gs.mx76vf

There was never an explanation for how to use them.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Mistere_Man
01/17/2023
07:56 PM
#18
Tyranthraxus posted...
That's what Stallone said.

The actual explanation is the writer literally called his friend while he was taking a shit and asked about his bathroom and he said "uhh I've got a bag of seashells in here as decoration" and the rest was history.

https://comicbookmovie.com/other/demolition-man-screenwriter-reveals-three-seashells-origin-a112133#gs.mx76vf

There was never an explanation for how to use them.
Well he said one of the writers told him that so it is hard to say for sure. I mean just because the idea came from a bag of shells doesnt mean the writers never tried to think of ideas on how it could work. Sadly only the writers know for sure.
Water+Fall=Radiation.
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