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11/14/2022 10:38:39 PM

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Words like f***, s***, p*ssy, d*ck, c*ck are offensive my Christian values. What is a good way to express great pleasure while being cool with the Lord?

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MarcyWarcy

11/14/2022 10:38:59 PM

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Praise Jesus

HylianFox

11/14/2022 10:39:15 PM

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Your womanly being is most pleasurable

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ShineboxPhil

11/14/2022 10:39:31 PM

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Spread those legs like moses spread the nile

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HylianFox

11/14/2022 10:39:42 PM

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or just read Song of Songs for a lot of weird sex analogies

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mustachedmystic

11/14/2022 10:40:01 PM

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I have an aunt that is a nun, she used to say neat a lot.

Uber One's actually my favorite cult.

Scintillant

11/14/2022 10:40:23 PM

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Sin staff

whats cat up to

Lairen

11/14/2022 10:41:43 PM

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Say something racist. They love that.....

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Heartomaton

11/14/2022 10:42:35 PM

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Hallelujah.

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NecroFoul99

11/14/2022 11:23:58 PM

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#11

Unh, unh, unh, unh.unh, yeaahhhh.

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Solar_Crimson

11/14/2022 11:26:24 PM

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#12

HylianFox posted...

or just read Song of Songs for a lot of weird sex analogies

This.

Hell, if you have a foot fetish, Song of Songs 7:1 even has you covered.

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Norman_Smiley

11/14/2022 11:38:04 PM

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I want to till youre fertile soil and spread my seed.

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WingsOfGood

11/14/2022 11:57:27 PM

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#14

Heartomaton posted...

Hallelujah.

There was a time when you'd let me know
What's really going on below
Oh but now you never show it to me, do ya?

Oh but I remember yeah, when I moved in you
And the holy dove she was moving too
Yes and every single breath that went through us, Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

VampireCoyote

11/14/2022 11:58:09 PM

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Bible!

She/her

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WingsOfGood

11/15/2022 12:06:00 AM

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#17

Trump

Donald
Truuummmppp

Oh wait you said Christian my bad...

inloveanddeath0

11/15/2022 12:09:00 AM

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#18

Be still and know that I am God

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Deedice

11/15/2022 12:11:23 AM

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#19

ShineboxPhil posted...

Spread those legs like moses spread the nile

Jordan River but yeah sure

Trumble

11/15/2022 12:16:43 AM

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#20

Where in the bible does it actually say anything about swearing?

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inloveanddeath0

11/15/2022 12:17:52 AM

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#21

Whenever I am afraid, I will thrust in You

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Kurt_Russel

11/15/2022 12:18:06 AM

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#22

Thanks

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

Voomerang

11/15/2022 12:20:46 AM

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The power of my throbbing WEINER compels you!!

My Weiner is GOD!!

My weiner babtises you! In the name of my weiner, the balls, and the holy THRUST!!

Henshin a go go baby!

WingsOfGood

11/15/2022 12:21:45 AM

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#24

Voomerang posted...

The power of my throbbing WEINER compels you!!

My Weiner is GOD!!

My weiner babtises you! In the name of my weiner, the balls, and the holy THRUST!!

saying fuck would be better as this is just blasphemy

Dessan

11/15/2022 01:01:44 AM

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#25

Sex with your married partner?

008Zulu

11/15/2022 01:03:12 AM

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#26

On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast.

If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter.

JoeySlasherVSPS

11/15/2022 01:05:06 AM

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#27

Jesus loved all of God's daughters.

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NoxObscuras

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