What would you do if you came face to face with a Bear?

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Babidi123
08/04/2022
04:40 PM
#1
What would you do?



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K181
08/04/2022
04:41 PM
#2
https://youtu.be/CVS1UfCfxlU
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Irony
08/04/2022
04:41 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/2/AAJHVqAADh1U.jpg
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DrizztLink
08/04/2022
04:42 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/4/AABUaRAADh1W.jpg
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Foppe
08/04/2022
04:44 PM
#6
Punch it in the nose.
...wait, was that with a shark?
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JTilly
08/04/2022
04:44 PM
#7
If its a momma bear I turn the other way and keep walking. Ill yell at the single bears tho, they usually fuck off
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PMarth2002
08/04/2022
04:44 PM
#8
Like within a few feet? Pretty sure i'd freeze. If I walked outside and saw a bear, I'd immediately go back inside.
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g0ldie
08/04/2022
04:44 PM
#9
I'd toss it the piece of pizza that was in my pocket:

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Medussa
08/04/2022
04:45 PM
#10
wasn't face to face, but as a kid, coming back up a trail, we turned a corner to a bear about 20 feet away. he was a teddy, though, and walked away without causing any problems.
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CelestialVoices
08/04/2022
04:45 PM
#11
shit pant and die
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Kurt_Russel
08/04/2022
04:46 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/8/AAfPwcAADh1a.jpg
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
MabusIncarnate
08/04/2022
04:46 PM
#13
Depends on the species of the bear, some you play dead, some you stand your ground and act big, some you run and hope you live.
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bigblu89
08/04/2022
04:46 PM
#14
Doesn't it depend on what kind of bear it is?

Where if it's one type of bear ( think black bear), you're supposed to grab branches and shit to make yourself look as big as possible, but if it's a different type of bear (brown bear) you're supposed to play dead?

If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. Or something similar.
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Awesker002
08/04/2022
04:47 PM
#15
If it's black fight back if it's brown lie down.
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Guide
08/04/2022
04:47 PM
#16
bigblu89 posted...
Doesn't it depend on what kind of bear it is?

Where if it's one type of bear ( think black bear), you're supposed to grab branches and shit to make yourself look as big as possible, but if it's a different type of bear (brown bear) you're supposed to play dead?

If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. Or something similar.

black fight back
brown lie down
white goodnight
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MC_BatCommander
08/04/2022
04:48 PM
#17
I play Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck!
The Legend is True!
Irony
08/04/2022
04:49 PM
#18
MC_BatCommander posted...
I play Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck!
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sabin017
08/04/2022
04:50 PM
#19
hopefully pass out
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MabusIncarnate
08/04/2022
05:03 PM
#20
Guide posted...
black fight back
brown lie down
white goodnight
Yep. You're basically fucked if you see a polar bear unless you can find somewhere to run and hide that it can't get to.
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The_Popo
08/04/2022
05:04 PM
#21
Tell him that that they better beat the fucking Packers
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MarcoRubio
08/04/2022
05:06 PM
#22
Guide posted...
black fight back
brown lie down
white goodnight

Bingo
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Pastryarchy
08/04/2022
05:17 PM
#23
LMAO @ those comics
Let them eat cake.
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Nukazie
08/04/2022
05:19 PM
#24
bear hug
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Tyranthraxus
08/04/2022
05:21 PM
#25
MabusIncarnate posted...
Yep. You're basically fucked if you see a polar bear unless you can find somewhere to run and hide that it can't get to.

Just run and hope it gets distracted.

But really you should carry bear spray if you're going somewhere there might be bears.
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TheUmbersun
08/04/2022
05:22 PM
#26
panic and run like hell
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