NotTheOnion LA Supreme Court rules suspect asked for a dog, not a lawyer

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Current Events » NotTheOnion LA Supreme Court rules suspect asked for a dog, not a lawyer
https://twitter.com/bernybelvedere/status/1519672095394914306?t=v3FV8uZh7iFVhOfDzWRBGQ&s=19

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This is a dad joke.
Ah, so in LA when the cops say you're free to leave you don't actually have to go anywhere cause language is literal like that.
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Theres nothing in the Constitution that says a dog cant be a lawyer.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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They sure he didnt say Give me a lawyer, dog.? That would make a whole lot more sense.
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This is why I roll my eyes when people use higher education as a measuring stick for intelligence.

I wanna know these justices' alma mater >___>
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
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That you for making me laugh at this miscarriage of justice.

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totalnerdken posted...
That's exactly what he said, but everyone is so out of touch that they didn't realize it.
https://twitter.com/srfeld/status/1518969702881673216/photo/1
Apparently the detective interviewing him knew what he meant. They did this on purpose.
You know on one hand, fuck this guy

Demesme, represented by the Orleans Public Defenders, sought to suppress a purportedly incriminating statement made to NOPD sex crimes detective Nijel Baddoo. According to arrest documents, Demesme admitted to sexually assaulting one of the child accusers, but denied doing so to the other.

but on the other hand,

The justice's written recitation of the line did not allow for the possibility that Demesme's "lawyer" and "dog" might be offset by a comma.

"As this court has written, 'If a suspect makes a reference to an attorney that is ambiguous or equivocal in that a reasonable police officer in light of the circumstances would have understood only that the suspect might be invoking his right to counsel, the cessation of questioning is not required,'" Crichton wrote.

fuck the judge and fuck the police

you know what? fuck them all, there's enough fuck for everybody involved

edit: goddamit, I specifically put "LA supreme court" in the goddamn search bar. Whatever, the fact that this is apparently a common enough occurence means fuck the judges and fuck the police. the whole system deserves to get fucked.
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02fran posted...
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Apparently the detective interviewing him knew what he meant. They did this on purpose.
This is a different one, but yes, it's clear in both cases.
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Everyone involved in the criminal justice system is a bastard. Not just the fucking cops.
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
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lmao
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"I said I want a lawyer dog! Like Air Bud but a lawyer!"
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Middle hope posted...
"I said I want a lawyer dog! Like Air Bud but a lawyer!"
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