Thanks guys I got some good news though. My boss says she knows the owner of a local hardware store who might be able to offer me a job. She also recommended me a 1 bedroom studio apartment place not too far from the hardware store that I can apply to once I get a job straightened out. She also said she might be able to take in my guinea pigs for the time being. I can't thank her enough.
Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
Blade: "Don't do that"