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sex
Fantastic

At least, I think so.
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I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif
Graphics: 9/10
Gameplay 8/10
Story: 4/10
Replay value: 7/10
Have you tried thinking rationally?
Feels good but have to nick a point for the effort required to get it. 4/5
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Honestly, sex itself is a bit overrated. Intense foreplay for me is really what gets me going, sex just finishes the job
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p good
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Honestly, sex itself is a bit overrated. Intense foreplay for me is really what gets me going, sex just finishes the job

the virgin lie

Mako_Sharknado posted...
p good

the chad reply
Its the bees knees
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Romulox28 posted...
the virgin lie


Id say the virgin lie is thinking there is only one proper right way to go about sex.
There will always be exceptions.
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Romulox28 posted...
the virgin lie


Id say the virgin lie is thinking there is only one proper right way to go about sex.

why do these virgins keep posting in my topics?
Romulox28 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Romulox28 posted...
the virgin lie


Id say the virgin lie is thinking there is only one proper right way to go about sex.

why do these virgins keep posting in my topics?

Rename topic title to "ITT: Virgins"
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Too many virgins who lie

Not enough chads who reply
drunkmuggle posted...
Too many virgins who lie

Not enough chads who reply
Its the worst thing ever if your partners scent is not to your taste. Seriously, i cant think of a worse turn off than bad or just mismatching scent (and a better turn on when you like it, for that matter).

Its been only recently that i realized how much my sense of smell determined my sex behavior.

Muffinz0rz posted...
Honestly, sex itself is a bit overrated. Intense foreplay for me is really what gets me going, sex just finishes the job


Also this
DarthTyrannus83 posted...
Its the worst thing ever if your partners scent is not to your taste. Seriously, i cant think of a worse turn off than bad or just mismatching scent (and a better turn on when you like it, for that matter).

Its been only recently that i realized how much my sense of smell determined my sex behavior.

Romulox28 posted...
why do these virgins keep posting in my topics?
DarthTyrannus83 posted...
Its the worst thing ever if your partners scent is not to your taste. Seriously, i cant think of a worse turn off than bad or just mismatching scent (and a better turn on when you like it, for that matter).

Its been only recently that i realized how much my sense of smell determined my sex behavior.

This is part of why I don't do butt stuff. My god
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leverageblargh posted...
>implying there are chads on CE

kek

You can't spell Chad without C

wait
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5/5 would sex again
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2/10 if there is one dick involved.

11/10 if there is more than one dick involved
it varies and is too much a mixed bag to rate
dragnmaninferno posted...
11/10 if there is more than one dick involved

gross
dragnmaninferno posted...
2/10 if there is one dick involved.

11/10 if there is more than one dick involved

how can one man and one woman have more than one di- oh my goddddddd
Not as appealing as you'd think, but you'll always want more. Then again my libido is shot to hell. Hugh Hefner had a better libido at age 80 than I do now at 35.

My mediocre sex life:

Graphics: 8/10
Gameplay 4/10
Story: 2/10
Replay value: 6/10
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
^yr a legend
Only worth it if you bang at least three women in a row.
I love beautiful White, Asian, Arab, and Hispanic women.
drunkmuggle posted...
Too many virgins who lie

Not enough chads who reply

Fucking lmao
"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus
depends with who
Romulox28 posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
2/10 if there is one dick involved.

11/10 if there is more than one dick involved

how can one man and one woman have more than one di- oh my goddddddd

Now you're getting it
6/9
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Omnislasher posted...
^yr a legend


Damn right.

I'm a total chad. And don't you forget it.

Docile, you've got serious competition. Prepare yourself.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
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