Here is a list of the stuff people got stuck inside themselves this year.

Penis
A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS
COAXIAL CABLE

Vagina

SCENTED SOAP
DEODORANT LID
WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA
BOTTLECAP
PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN
A BALL
BIKE REFLECTOR
ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM
HEADPHONES
HOT TOWEL
WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA
CLAY
CANDLESTICK
LOLLIPOP
USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS
TOY MAGIC WAND

Rectum

GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
SPRAY BOTTLE
CURTAIN ROD
STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM
SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC FORK
TOY MISSILE
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM
TIN CUP
HAIR BRUSH
WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND GOT TO EXPERIMENTING, AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS
MARBLES
A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS
CAT FOOD CAN
BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY
3 AA BATTERIES
2 AAA BATTERIES
D BATTERY
PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO