Here is a list of the stuff people got stuck inside themselves this year.

Ear

BOBBY PIN
SMALL RED TOY
WAS RUNNING WITH A STICK IN EAR; FELL STRIKING WALL
BREAD
BATTERY
FELL ASLEEP WITH A PENCIL POKED IN HIS RIGHT EAR, PENCIL LEAD IN EAR CANAL
BROOM STRAW
SLIM METAL ROD
STUFFED PAPER TOWEL IN EARS TO ACT AS EAR PLUGS BECAUSE ROOMMATE WAS SNORING, UNABLE TO GET IT OUT OF EAR
PUTTY
A BEAN
GASOLINE IN LEFT EAR WHILE CHANGING FUEL FILTER
PENCIL SHAVINGS
STEM OF A PLASTIC FLOWER
RAIN WATER
TWO STICKERS STUCK TOGETHER
GOOGLY EYE INSIDE HIS RIGHT EAR, AND ANOTHER THROUGH NOSE

Nose

CANDY WRAPPER
FUZZY ARTS AND CRAFTS BALL
SHOVED PLASTIC TOY UP IN BOTH NOSTRILS
GUM
PINK BALLOON
WAD OF HAIR
HOLDING A BOX OF JUICY JUICE AND THE STRAW WENT UP NOSTRIL
HEART-SHAPED NECKLACE PENDANT
PLAYING WITH A DIME ABOVE HEAD AND LOOKED UP WITH COIN FALLING INTO NOSE
STUCK HAIRPIN INTO NOSTRIL TRYING TO CLEAR BLOOD CLOT FROM NOSEBLEED
FISHTANK GRAVEL
FISHING LURE
BABY BOTTLE NIPPLE
ONE MAGNET IN EACH NOSTRIL

Throat

OPEN SAFETY PIN
CIGARETTE
A COUPLE PIECES OF DECORATIVE GLASS FROM A VASE
DIARY KEY
EASTER EGG
SWALLOWED STAPLES BECAUSE ALIENS TOLD HER TO
AQUARIUM THERMOMETER
SWALLOWED EARRING IN HER SLEEP THAT WAS IN MOUTH WHENSHE FELL ASLEEP
SEWING NEEDLE
SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM
ANGELS TRUMPET SEED PODS
GRITS
A GOLDEN SHINY PENNY
WAS DOING A MAGIC TRICK AND ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED A QUARTER
GROW CAPSULE
CONFETTI
FOUND AFTER SWALLOWING 1/2 PACK OF GUM IN ROOM AT HOME, EMPTY WRAPPERS EVERYWHERE
HOT SAUCE PACKET
INJURED AFTER EATING CHARGING END OF CELL PHONE
EARWIG
SWALLOWED 3 PLASTIC PUSH-PINS IN A DARE AT SCHOOL, WON $15

Penis
A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS
COAXIAL CABLE

Vagina

SCENTED SOAP
DEODORANT LID
WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA
BOTTLECAP
PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN
A BALL
BIKE REFLECTOR
ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM
HEADPHONES
HOT TOWEL
WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA
CLAY
CANDLESTICK
LOLLIPOP
USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS
TOY MAGIC WAND

Rectum

GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
SPRAY BOTTLE
CURTAIN ROD
STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM
SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC FORK
TOY MISSILE
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM
TIN CUP
HAIR BRUSH
WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND GOT TO EXPERIMENTING, AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS
MARBLES
A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS
CAT FOOD CAN
BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY
3 AA BATTERIES
2 AAA BATTERIES
D BATTERY
PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO

PLAYING WITH A DIME ABOVE HEAD AND LOOKED UP WITH COIN FALLING INTO NOSE

Rectum

GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR

USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS

SWALLOWED STAPLES BECAUSE ALIENS TOLD HER TO

WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA

Wut

Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM! Har har har har har har har har

SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS

josifrees posted...

PLAYING WITH A DIME ABOVE HEAD AND LOOKED UP WITH COIN FALLING INTO NOSE

how fucking big are your nose holes for that to happen

PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO

Penis
A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS
COAXIAL CABLE

Rectum

GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR

What even

Penis
COAXIAL CABLE

josifrees posted...

Penis
COAXIAL CABLE

wat

Lonestar2000 posted...

josifrees posted...

Penis
COAXIAL CABLE

wat

obviously was trying to connect to his waifu over the internet.
one theory of many.

PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS

Lonestar2000 posted...

josifrees posted...

Penis
COAXIAL CABLE

wat

obviously was trying to connect to his waifu over the internet.
one theory of many.

A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM

Lonestar2000 posted...

josifrees posted...

Penis
COAXIAL CABLE

wat

obviously was trying to connect to his waifu over the internet.
one theory of many.

josifrees posted...

A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM

Wtf no

josifrees posted...

PLAYING WITH A DIME ABOVE HEAD AND LOOKED UP WITH COIN FALLING INTO NOSE

how fucking big are your nose holes for that to happen

Penis