You see your 3rd grade son getting picked on by two 5th graders, what do you do

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You're at da bus stop waiting for your son to get off da bus, you see him gettimg off and heading your way when he gets jumped by 2 older and bigger kids, what do you do?
Denjin Hadouken, hope they don't parry.
Shooing away pigeons crapping on debate tables is not a violation of the pigeons' free speech.
I grab the bullies by the scruff of their neck and carry them to their parents house and tell them to teach their child. If I hear its happening again I go to the police
Quit Crying
The true correct option is to sleep with their mothers. That'll teach them.
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I mean let my kid handle it to a point.

Then teach him to fight back. Tell him if you're attacked do what you need to do to defend yourself. Bust one with a brick to the head. Kick someone in the balls. Gouge eyes. Bite.
The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows.
wait because i dont want to be bullied either
The obvious answer is fireball them
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