Do you know how to use chopsticks?

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_BlueMonk
09/26/2017
01:00 AM
#1
chopsticks?



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for me, obviously. i lived in korea. i had to learn or starve (or embarrassingly ask for a fork in korean)
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BlackHorse6969
09/26/2017
01:01 AM
#2
arent you korean? isnt the skill innate? like a spider spinning web
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badasstion
09/26/2017
01:02 AM
#3
I mean, kinda. I just don't understand.. HOW TF DO YOU EAT RICE MORE THAN 1-2 GRAINS AT A TIME?? A damn tablespoon isnt enough for me
_BlueMonk
09/26/2017
01:02 AM
#4
BlackHorse6969 posted...
arent you korean? isnt the skill innate? like a spider spinning web

no im black and filipino

and are you suggesting that koreans poop out chopsticks
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lolamericans
09/26/2017
01:03 AM
#5
i knew how to use them since i was a kid, but i still dont think im using them properly, like sometimes i really need to use a fork because i cant pick them up with chopsticks, like if i mess up the sushi, like cut them in half, then theyre all ruined, i need a fork to pick them up the dip it on the sauce.
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eggcorn
09/26/2017
01:07 AM
#6
I learned how to use hashi before spoon or fork.
_BlueMonk
09/26/2017
01:08 AM
#7
lolamericans posted...
i knew how to use them since i was a kid, but i still dont think im using them properly, like sometimes i really need to use a fork because i cant pick them up with chopsticks, like if i mess up the sushi, like cut them in half, then theyre all ruined, i need a fork to pick them up the dip it on the sauce.

but sushi was invented to be a fingerfood
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BlackHorse6969
09/26/2017
01:09 AM
#8
_BlueMonk posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
arent you korean? isnt the skill innate? like a spider spinning web

no im black and filipino

and are you suggesting that koreans poop out chopsticks

oh yeah. you're that guy who wore a beanie while photoshooting with that blonde white chick
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_BlueMonk
09/26/2017
02:09 AM
#9
BlackHorse6969 posted...

oh yeah. you're that guy who wore a beanie while photoshooting with that blonde white chick

uhh????
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_BlueMonk
09/26/2017
05:44 PM
#11
SerperiorThanU posted...
_BlueMonk posted...
for me, obviously. i lived in korea. i had to learn or starve (or embarrassingly ask for a fork in korean)

lol I'm half Chinese and often go to China and other Asian countries to visit relatives.
I can't use chopsticks.

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Dustin1280
09/26/2017
05:46 PM
#12
I'm great at using chopsticks because of all the Americanized sushi I eat all the time.

You won't however see me using chopsticks on things like rice or to pick apart lobster
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StickFigures720
09/28/2017
01:05 AM
#14
I mainly use chopsticks for Asian noodle meals and spoons for rice.
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IHeartRadiation
09/28/2017
01:07 AM
#15
Chopsticks are best used for eye gouging so you can use your hands in peace.
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Bagamak
09/28/2017
01:08 AM
#16
I can pick up large items. still stumble sometimes. I can eat sticky rice but it takes a while and sometimes I just say fuck it and get a fork.
dave_is_slick
09/28/2017
01:09 AM
#17
This topic is making me want to get some ramen.
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MorbidFaithless
09/28/2017
01:23 AM
#18
I would say I'm operating at like 73% efficiency when using chopsticks. Not great but not horrible with them.
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SoundNetwork
09/28/2017
01:24 AM
#19
chopsticks are literally superior to forks and knives
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apolloooo
09/28/2017
01:31 AM
#21
I am very good
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dave_is_slick
09/28/2017
01:34 AM
#22
SoundNetwork posted...
chopsticks are literally superior to forks and knives

No they aren't.
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SoundNetwork
09/28/2017
02:33 AM
#23
dave_is_slick posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
chopsticks are literally superior to forks and knives

No they aren't.

you say that because you don't have the dexterity required to wield chopsticks effectively

chopsticks are more versatile than forks will ever be but they have a learning curve
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