So guys, get this, I have the PERFECT plan, nothing can go wrong. First, i'm gonna become a priest, then i'm going to pray before I gamble, and when I start racking in the massive winnings that God lets me get, because you know, i'm a man of God and he will answer my prayers, i'm gonna be living large. Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain