$1 billion, but everyone in the world gets to see you deed everytime >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
05:51 AM
#1
Tits > Asses


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If you accept, you get $1 billion, but everytime you deed, the vision of everyone in the entire world will switch to a shot of you deeding and whatever porn you're deeding to. Their vision will return to normal after you climax. You cannot hide your face or what you're deeding to; it will not work. You are 100% guaranteed not to be harmed by people who are annoyed by these visions or such. You must deed once a week for at least 5 minutes or you will die. You will have an audio reminder on friday and saturday to deed if you haven't done so already for the week. Other people can hear this reminder if theyre within a mile of you btw.



Do you accept? >_>
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FF_Redux
08/08/2017
05:53 AM
#3
Yes.

Enjoy world. Enjoy.

I deed every day
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Duncanwii
08/08/2017
05:53 AM
#4
You had me until the dying part. No deal.
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
06:02 AM
#5
Duncanwii posted...
You had me until the dying part. No deal.

It's only 5 minutes a week >_> With reminders!
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FF_Redux
08/08/2017
06:03 AM
#6
NeonOctopus posted...
Duncanwii posted...
You had me until the dying part. No deal.

It's only 5 minutes a week >_> With reminders!


I wouldn't die even if I tried to abstain >_>
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
10:12 AM
#7
bump
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GunmaN1905
08/08/2017
10:14 AM
#8
What's the downside?
NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
10:15 AM
#9
GunmaN1905 posted...
What's the downside?

Everyone has to stop what they're doing and watch you deed for 5 minutes once a week.


Or more if you want to deed more >_>
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
02:03 PM
#10
<_<
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Uncle_Drew
08/08/2017
02:06 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
You had me until the dying part. No deal.

This
I'm not into little kids watching me, wtf man
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VectorChaos
08/08/2017
02:08 PM
#13
Brace yourselves. You will all bask in the glorious majesty of my dong.
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Muffinz0rz
08/08/2017
02:11 PM
#15
Lmao with $1b I can retire today and just deed for the rest of my life
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darkjedilink
08/08/2017
02:15 PM
#17
NeonOctopus posted...
GunmaN1905 posted...
What's the downside?

Everyone has to stop what they're doing and watch you deed for 5 minutes once a week.


Or more if you want to deed more >_>

Still not seeing a downside...
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Albel-Nox
08/08/2017
02:17 PM
#18
GunmaN1905 posted...
What's the downside?
Muffinz0rz
08/08/2017
02:20 PM
#19
Spooking posted...
President Trump: North Korea is about to launch its nuke!

*begins to deed*

Trump: Oh my god, his deeding will postpone the launch. We are all saved!

USA! USA! USA!

Okay but that means you have to deed for the rest of your life, otherwise they'll just launch as soon as you stop.

It's just a stall tactic at best. It's not like you can deed for an hour while B2 bombers take out the capital - remember, everyone is watching you deed, including the pilots.
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omega cookie
08/08/2017
02:20 PM
#20
NeonOctopus posted...
the vision of everyone in the entire world will switch to a shot of you deeding and whatever porn you're deeding to.

So once a week, I'm responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people who are currently driving/flying planes/ect.? And you claimed I won't be murdered for this?

Fuck you wizard, I'm calling bullshit.
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
03:44 PM
#21
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Any sex or strictly deed on my own?

Deed only. You can plow chicks all day. But you still have to deed at least once a week
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Dustin1280
08/08/2017
03:45 PM
#22
Said yes, then realized I had to deed once a week for 5 minutes or I die... fuck that.
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IfGodCouldDie
08/08/2017
03:46 PM
#23
FF_Redux posted...
Yes.

Enjoy world. Enjoy.

I deed every day
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K181
08/08/2017
03:46 PM
#24
That's my kink, so no downside.
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darkphoenix181
08/08/2017
03:47 PM
#25
NeonOctopus posted...
You must deed once a week for at least 5 minutes or you will die.


nope

was gonna say I just won't deed and use my money to have hot wife to bang instead
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
03:50 PM
#26
omega cookie posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
the vision of everyone in the entire world will switch to a shot of you deeding and whatever porn you're deeding to.

So once a week, I'm responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people who are currently driving/flying planes/ect.? And you claimed I won't be murdered for this?

Fuck you wizard, I'm calling bullshit.

The world will eventually adapt to the deeding. It might take a while tho >_>
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
03:51 PM
#27
Dustin1280 posted...
Said yes, then realized I had to deed once a week for 5 minutes or I die... fuck that.

Bruh, do you seriously not deed at least once a week? >_>
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Melonfarms
08/08/2017
03:53 PM
#28
I'd get used to it.
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Kirby
08/08/2017
03:54 PM
#29
When people watch you deed, are they stuck in limbo where that's all they see and the entire world is essentially frozen in time?
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darkphoenix181
08/08/2017
03:54 PM
#30
what happens if they are asleep when you deed?

does it wake them up?

what if they are driving a car?
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
03:58 PM
#31
darkphoenix181 posted...
what happens if they are asleep when you deed?

does it wake them up?

what if they are driving a car?

They'll see it in their dreams.


Hopefully they stop or pull over >_> Otherwise the last thing they see is you jacking your meat lol
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darkphoenix181
08/08/2017
03:58 PM
#32
NeonOctopus posted...
Hopefully they stop or pull over >_>


does it warn them before it starts?

if not millions will die each time you deed
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Dustin1280
08/08/2017
03:59 PM
#33
NeonOctopus posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Said yes, then realized I had to deed once a week for 5 minutes or I die... fuck that.

Bruh, do you seriously not deed at least once a week? >_>


I would say once a week is about accurate, but sometimes I don't. I would be terribly annoyed trying to keep track of my "deed quota" for the rest of my life.

That's ignoring the fact that I would be killing numerous people every-time i deeded.
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OpShaft
08/08/2017
04:01 PM
#34
Can I have it so kids can't see it? I dunno how I feel about that.
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drunkmuggle
08/08/2017
04:04 PM
#36
they're not gonna wanna see me after the first day of deeding
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myztikrice
08/08/2017
04:05 PM
#37
I'd start taking sponsorship deals from corporations to use me to advertise to the entire world and make bank
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MetaMajik
08/08/2017
04:07 PM
#38
People will get used to seeing my face at least 3 times a day.
CRUSADERMON WAS A DUDE?! that much pink in one place and what looks like a bustline in the armors molding I didn't think to question it!
NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
04:11 PM
#39
MetaMajik posted...
People will get used to seeing my face at least 3 times a day.

lol
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
04:13 PM
#40
myztikrice posted...
I'd start taking sponsorship deals from corporations to use me to advertise to the entire world and make bank

What's up guys, this deed session is sponsored by KY jelly! Watch how effectively I can deed with proper lubrication!
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MetaMajik
08/08/2017
04:15 PM
#41
NeonOctopus posted...
lol


So, everyone sees my face while I am deeding and it doesn't go away until I climax?

That would make my 6+ hour marathons interesting.
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YookaLaylee
08/08/2017
04:16 PM
#42
That doesn't make sense. How can they see my face and what I'm watching at the same time? I'd take the deal though and just stop fapping altogether.
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Tropicalwood
08/08/2017
04:18 PM
#43
So basically everyone crashes their car when I deed.
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gmo7897
08/08/2017
04:21 PM
#44
They can watch me deed over my billion dollars.
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NeonOctopus
08/08/2017
04:55 PM
#45
YookaLaylee posted...
That doesn't make sense. How can they see my face and what I'm watching at the same time? I'd take the deal though and just stop fapping altogether.

It's magic bro
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gguirao
08/08/2017
05:52 PM
#46
Not if deeding would be mandatory.
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NeonOctopus
08/09/2017
03:17 PM
#47
You deed anyway tho >_>
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Kirby
08/09/2017
04:58 PM
#48
I'd be invincible. Anytime someone tried to hurt me, I'd start deeding and they'd be forced into a static trance. Then I get them/run away while deeding. Muahahhahaahabaahabaha
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ChromaticAngel
08/09/2017
04:59 PM
#49
I go to a mirror and deed to myself deeding
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Vindris__
08/09/2017
05:07 PM
#51
No thanks. Money isn't that important to me.
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King Rial
08/09/2017
05:17 PM
#52
You say their vision will return to normal after I climax, but also that I only have to bate for 5 minutes. I won't cum in 5 minutes. Will their vision return to normal after the 5 minutes? And I assume I can just stop after the 5 minutes? Can children under the age of 18 be exempt from watching this? It seems horrifyingly cruel to force children and babies to see this. Can they hear me? Can I spread a message of peace and hope every week while I rub one out? Can the vision just be overlayed on top of what people already see, so as not to cause certain death to millions each week?
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