Did you know there's a 100% Chance that a SPIDER is in your house right now??

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Do you welcome the spider in your house right now?


Believe it or not but there is a 100% chance, meaning there IS a Spider in your house right now somewhere..especially if you got a basement or a downstairs area.

Do you welcome it?

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Every time a Gamefaqs User PROVES they Stepped on a Bug, i will STOP Posting for 24 Hours...Beware, this is NOT a good thing to do!!
As long as it doesn't bite me or crawl in my mouth while I sleep.
"It was mating season! How could I have known she was your sister?"
There are hundreds of spiders in my house. They don't make webs were I walk, and they never bite me. I have no problem with them.
spiders are are friends

they eat bugs
I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
Absolutely. Spiders do basically nothing harmful, but they eat pests that are way more annoying, like ants, flies, and mosquito.
There are at least a dozen in mine. They keep the mosquitoes at bay. As long as their webs don't get to in the way or unsightly I'll leave them alone, if I get tired of the webs I just vacuum them up.
How can one person post so much stupid s***?
Thunder_Armor posted...
As long as it doesn't bite me or crawl in my mouth while I sleep.

you eat hundreds of spiders a night when asleep. when your jaw drops open, the spiders are attracted to the moistness and warmth of your mouth
There's a 0% chance that a spider lives in the smoking ashes formerly known as my house
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