100k or the ability to punch people through the internet? (Redux)

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PowerOats
06/27/2017
06:10 AM
#1
blam in the face


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Untaxed 100k, but comes to you at the end of 2017

Or Ability to punch people through the internet;

- doesn't work on anyone under the age of 13
- doesnt work on me
- the punch is as powerful as your strongest punch, regardless of position and angle.
- punch will come out during/ next time they are in front of a screen
- can equip gloves and brass knuckles
- cannot be discovered
- can punch up to 10 people at a time
Bonus: works during Live TV
AltRightAsian
06/27/2017
06:11 AM
#2
Ability and charge people to punch person of their choice.
http://i.imgur.com/4Is3i15.jpg https://youtu.be/t10KhJKDjdg
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TheMikh
06/27/2017
06:12 AM
#3
punch people through the internet

100k is relatively easy to accumulate
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UnholyMudcrab
06/27/2017
06:13 AM
#4
PowerOats posted...
- can punch up to 10 people

Does this mean you can punch ten people at a time, or that you can only punch ten people before the ability is used up?
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PowerOats
06/27/2017
06:14 AM
#5
UnholyMudcrab posted...
PowerOats posted...
- can punch up to 10 people

Does this mean you can punch ten people at a time, or that you can only punch ten people before the ability is used up?


At a time
ThePieReborn
06/27/2017
06:21 AM
#6
Definitely punch through the internet.
Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire!
scar the 1
06/27/2017
06:41 AM
#7
This is some serious Death Note shit tbh.
Everything has an end, except for the sausage. It has two.
Ser_Jaker
06/27/2017
07:07 AM
#8
Is it literally a clenched fist that comes out of the screen to punch them? This is quite important.
"When it's cold, and when it's dark.... The cold can obsess you....."
-Per "Dead" Ohlin
Sada_Pop
06/27/2017
07:12 AM
#9
Useless ability
People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism.
PowerOats
06/27/2017
07:29 AM
#10
Ser_Jaker posted...
Is it literally a clenched fist that comes out of the screen to punch them? This is quite important.


Yup
StarReaper13
06/27/2017
07:33 AM
#11
AltRightAsian posted...
Ability and charge people to punch person of their choice.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/starreaper13/wishlist
Mackorov
06/27/2017
07:44 AM
#13
Sada_Pop posted...
Useless ability


oh, it's not useless. It's entirely the opposite. I can make 100k easily with an ability simply unproven by science and that will send the media and everyone in the world in a frenzy at such surrealism that it completely twists and destroys the average person's concept and grasp of reality. Militaries will want my power. Governments will want to have a chance to talk to me. Scientists will be so bewildered, and that to opening up to possiblity of teleportation and reality warping. Businesses will be looking for me to advertise, for potential business opportunities and collaboration.

I won't be making 100k, I will be making millions of dollars.
Sada_Pop
06/27/2017
07:59 AM
#14
You'll be probed, poked, and prodded to find out how you work. Lol why would they pay you if they feel that they can just duplicate your ability?
People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism.
Mackorov
06/27/2017
08:02 AM
#15
Sada_Pop posted...
You'll be probed, poked, and prodded to find out how you work. Lol why would they pay you if they feel that they can just duplicate your ability?


because they can't. How can you explain this power, huh? It defies logic and reality. It's like seeing a talking giraffe for the first time or people suddenly being able to turn into power rangers.

It will blow people's minds. Because it will break the very idea of reality.
Solar_Crimson
06/27/2017
08:03 AM
#16
Money.
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GiftedACIII
06/27/2017
07:21 PM
#17
I will always take nonharmful (maybe even some slightly harmful) abilities that are impossible to do in real life over anything less than a hundred million dollars.
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Mist_Turnips
06/27/2017
07:26 PM
#18
Sada_Pop posted...
You'll be probed, poked, and prodded to find out how you work. Lol why would they pay you if they feel that they can just duplicate your ability?

Is there a term for the tool that comes into every one of these topics with the "teh government will experiment on you " paranoia? Right now I'm settling on tool.
"They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?"
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faizan_faizan
06/27/2017
07:27 PM
#19
Anyone who voted the 2nd option must have very thin skin.
Allergic to bull****.
ManSpread
06/27/2017
07:27 PM
#20
Mist_Turnips posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
You'll be probed, poked, and prodded to find out how you work. Lol why would they pay you if they feel that they can just duplicate your ability?

Is there a term for the tool that comes into every one of these topics with the "teh government will experiment on you " paranoia? Right now I'm settling on tool.

@Roxborough4Ever
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Roxborough4Ever
06/27/2017
09:43 PM
#22
ManSpread posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
You'll be probed, poked, and prodded to find out how you work. Lol why would they pay you if they feel that they can just duplicate your ability?

Is there a term for the tool that comes into every one of these topics with the "teh government will experiment on you " paranoia? Right now I'm settling on tool.

@Roxborough4Ever


or you can just pretend that it never happens and you'll be A-OK
You feast on red herring because it is your birthright.
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