ShinigamiSoul posted...
You at least wipe after you poop, right
Only if I have a fancy event or a job interview that day, and even then sometimes I'll forget.
Offworlder1 posted...
Syncronous posted...
I enjoy festering in my own filth. It keeps me in touch with my animal side and excretes pheromones to the ladies when I go out in public.
This and your love of land whales explains a lot, the fat women are the only ones who can stand your stink.
Actually I seem to attract more fit generic hot girls with my stench. They say it gives me character.