Ok I'll be real the actual answer is
"nice meme bro" because this really is just a silly meme. If someone seriously gives you this "challenge" they are just trying to make you squirm. Any answer you give no matter how reasonable will be challenged because that's why they asked you in the first place, that's the reaction they were looking for. It's not even a realistic situation to begin with
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
I bet you say that to all the boys...