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Poll of the Day » You have to choose one of these things to do for $1,000,000,000...
fishy071
04/01/2024
12:11 AM
#51
I would choose no jerking off and quitting porn. I'm very against those things so I don't even do them in the first place.
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ZayKayWill
04/01/2024
12:12 AM
#52
fishy071 posted...
I would choose no jerking off and quitting porn. I'm very against those things so I don't even do them in the first place.

Against? What?
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PMarth2002
04/01/2024
01:20 AM
#53
No irl social interaction would be pretty easy except I live with mom. I'd need some money up front though, I don't know if I could get a job I can WFH.

Could I keep video games and just do no movies and tv if I take a pay cut?

When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free
FatalAccident
04/01/2024
01:24 AM
#54
Sarcasthma posted...
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000.
lmfaoo
*walks away*
Revelation34
04/01/2024
05:54 AM
#55
ZayKayWill posted...


Against? What?


Not doing the first one ever would make them uptight.
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[deleted]
04/01/2024
04:00 AM
#56
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pionear
04/01/2024
01:31 PM
#57
Kinda Dealt with #8 for like over 20 Years....
Whargarble
04/01/2024
08:02 PM
#58
Who needs porn with a billion dollars? You can hire a professional. A classy one.
Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
GGuirao13
04/02/2024
01:30 AM
#59
Life without porn.
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Sega_Saturn
04/02/2024
01:36 AM
#60
Solitary confinement. Provided that I am just taken care of with basic necessities. Fuck people
Flappers
04/02/2024
03:25 PM
#61
People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.
I call Cthulhu "daddy"
Zareth
04/02/2024
04:01 PM
#62
Do HFOs count for not jerking off?
I'd go for the food one. I wish I could just take a pill that gave me all my nutritional needs and not need to eat at all.
What would Bligh do?
ZayKayWill
04/02/2024
04:02 PM
#63
Some people just don't appreciate a good meal. I will never understand, man.
4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64
Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50
Zareth
04/02/2024
04:09 PM
#64
a "good meal" usually gives me stomach issues afterwards
What would Bligh do?
ConfusedTorchic
04/02/2024
05:57 PM
#65
Flappers posted...
People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.
did those people have a billion fucking dollars afterwards to go to a doctor to see if they're fucked up by anything?

no they probably didn't, which makes it the best choice out of all of them because you can take a few hundred grand and get yourself fixed and still have nine hundred and ninety nine million dollars

that's why the people choosing years long punishments are wild as fuck
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Colonel_Lingus
04/02/2024
06:47 PM
#66
The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money
Glob
04/02/2024
07:07 PM
#67
Colonel_Lingus posted...
The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money

You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both.
ZayKayWill
04/02/2024
07:08 PM
#68
Glob posted...
You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both.

Same.
4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64
Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50
LinkPizza
04/03/2024
02:13 AM
#69
Colonel_Lingus posted...
The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money

Personally, I still jerk off even when I have a BF. We arent always together, anyway
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ConfusedTorchic
04/03/2024
03:54 AM
#70
Glob posted...
You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both

i think the dude just told us he's never gotten laid or been in a relationship
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Sarcasthma
04/03/2024
04:40 AM
#71
ConfusedTorchic posted...
i think the dude just told us he's never gotten laid or been in a relationship
What? That's one of Farq's accounts.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Colonel_Lingus
04/03/2024
10:39 AM
#72
I'm saying if I can get laid on a regular basis there's less need or desire to jerk off. I'm getting mine when I boogie down with my wife

I'd rather do two person push-ups than snap my own carrot anyway
ZayKayWill
04/03/2024
12:05 PM
#73
Lots of participation in this topic. Makes me happy.
4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64
Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50
ConfusedTorchic
04/03/2024
03:03 PM
#74
Sarcasthma posted...
What? That's one of Farq's accounts.
i said what i said
see my gundams here
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ZayKayWill
04/07/2024
12:51 AM
#75
Bump.
4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64
Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50
Revelation34
04/07/2024
05:47 AM
#76
Flappers posted...
People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.


Only drunks.
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SilentSeph
04/07/2024
02:14 PM
#77
I watched porn last night which is what I voted for in the poll so I guess no billion dollars for me. Should've went with the porta potty
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Whargarble
04/08/2024
03:35 AM
#78
A billionaire doesn't need to use the self service pumps. For 1 billion you can literally hire a professional to live on your property and take care of your urges whenever you want.

I'm referring to a personal chef of course.
Don't make a belt out of watches. It's a waist of time.
speedpunk
04/08/2024
11:46 AM
#79
ZayKayWill posted...
Live outside in unbearingly hot/cold weather without being able to get a house to give you heat/air conditioning for 3 years
This one has been bothering me; seems like certain death from the elements. You say it's unbearable, which should mean that it'll kill you in a matter of days/weeks.
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LinkPizza
04/08/2024
01:57 PM
#80
speedpunk posted...
This one has been bothering me; seems like certain death from the elements. You say it's unbearable, which should mean that it'll kill you in a matter of days/weeks.

Unbearable up to right before death, I guess Or to the point where you want to do literally nothing
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