I accidentally bought club seats for this concert tomorrow

Poll of the Day

Maybe he was trying to solicit a hooker while maintaining plausible deniability: Call every woman he thinks he might want to sleep with a whore, hoping that one of them might say "yep, you interested?", while being able to claim he never actually asked to buy sex if he attracts police attention.
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