i got baldur's gate 3

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Nade_Duck
08/31/2023
06:13 PM
#1
i made a devil boi but i kind of want to go back and make a gnome because none of this game feels very serious so far anyway for some reason.

also i thought everyone was joking about this game being horny as fuck but damn.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
Zareth
08/31/2023
07:20 PM
#2
Despite me telling Karlach several times that I literally want to fuck her the game keeps thinking I want to fuck Gale despite me just being nice to him on occasion.
What would Bligh do?
ParanoidObsessive
08/31/2023
07:25 PM
#3
Nade_Duck posted...
i made a devil boi but i kind of want to go back and make a gnome because none of this game feels very serious so far anyway for some reason.

If you make a Gnome, you'll make the ghost of Nudojudo very happy.

The boy had a straight up Gnome fetish.
"Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again." --- blight family
Zareth
08/31/2023
07:32 PM
#4
Gnomes are great, so are Halflings
What would Bligh do?
Nade_Duck
08/31/2023
08:10 PM
#5
gnomes have been my go to race since everquest, i'd argue i'm at least as big of a gnome freak as nudo. i grew up on david the gnome. :]
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
Nade_Duck
08/31/2023
10:43 PM
#6
i chased away a witch and barely survived some goblins only to fail a roll on a sick frog.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
Yellow
08/31/2023
11:25 PM
#7
I picked human wizard because I don't want to be any of your weird looking gnome races, I want to be one of the beautiful people

I laugh at every hobbit supremacist... dude, you're a fucking hobbit, and not one of the beautiful LotR ones, more like a "suffering from a genetic defect" one, I'll punt you like a football
BlazeAndBlade
09/16/2023
04:29 PM
#8
play bard and force everything to dance even in boss fights

with this spell

otto's irresistible dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx0l475zl9M

Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire.
Nade_Duck
09/17/2023
08:44 AM
#9
Yellow posted...
I picked human wizard because I don't want to be any of your weird looking gnome races, I want to be one of the beautiful people

I laugh at every hobbit supremacist... dude, you're a fucking hobbit, and not one of the beautiful LotR ones, more like a "suffering from a genetic defect" one, I'll punt you like a football
did a midget hurt you at some point

this is a safe space dude, we can talk here if you need to (:
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
Yellow
09/17/2023
11:40 AM
#10
Nade_Duck posted...
did a midget hurt you at some point

this is a safe space dude, we can talk here if you need to (:
In retrospect this post was very offensive to little people (who also exist in real life) and I apologize for it

But to answer your question it was the racist Halfling in the grove that set me off because they didn't like the cool demon people
Nade_Duck
09/17/2023
08:50 PM
#11
oh yeah, fuck that guy i guess.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
"Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl
ParanoidObsessive
09/18/2023
02:08 AM
#12
But isn't everyone in the game pretty much racist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_9rvJK7U10

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PEucx-gJAEM

Why single out one dude?







Also, on a tangent, when you name your character, does the game ever use the name for anything other than your own character sheet and menus? How many letters can you use for your name, and can you use spaces?

I'm just curious if you can pick a longer name where it's basically a full name (like "Alendar Frostblade"), or a name and title ("Karumnis the Black"), or even just something kind of ridiculous ("Fell Lord Gortharax, The Many Splendored Slayer of Unnumbered Foes"), and have it make sense in the game... or if it would sort of break immersion (or the game itself) in places.
"Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again." --- blight family
josh
09/18/2023
02:27 AM
#13
ParanoidObsessive posted...
How many letters can you use for your name, and can you use spaces?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/0/AAFvLTAAE2dY.jpg

There's the apparent limit
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
ParanoidObsessive
09/18/2023
03:22 AM
#14
josh posted...
There's the apparent limit

Laaaame.

With 10 characters it's almost not even worth asking for spaces (though I suppose you could still use a name like "Joe Blow" or "Ass Lord").

I'm ashamed of Larian. Even Skyrim let you use longer names.
"Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again." --- blight family
josh
09/18/2023
03:32 AM
#15
soz, I didn't mention it but there's spaces in between every letter. The limit appears to be 20 characters.
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
ParanoidObsessive
09/18/2023
03:46 AM
#16
josh posted...
soz, I didn't mention it but there's spaces in between every letter. The limit appears to be 20 characters.

Ahh, okay, that's better then.

I forgive you Larian.
"Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again." --- blight family
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