dem pigeons on my balcony didn't give a fuck about my fake owl thing

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FatalAccident
03/30/2022
12:02 PM
#1
They still shitting on my balcony. The owl doesn't deter them at all.

What's plan B? (no I cannot shoot the fuckers)
*walks away*
CinderLock
03/30/2022
12:04 PM
#2
Slingshot
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GanonsSpirit
03/30/2022
12:16 PM
#3
Buy a real owl.
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JOExHIGASHI
03/30/2022
02:08 PM
#4
Play owl sounds
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Lokarin
03/30/2022
02:11 PM
#5
The building across the street has a few pigeons... I wanna get pics but they are coincidentally out of the field of view of my top window
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Wanded
03/30/2022
02:56 PM
#6
https://www.amazon.com/USKICH-Ultrasonic-Deterrent-Waterproof-Repellent/dp/B09SZ961LN
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Wanded
03/30/2022
02:58 PM
#7
CinderLock posted...
Slingshot
reminds me of some indi film that was once on tv were this guy got locked in an apartment alone with no electricity or food, he had to build a slingshot to shoot a pigeon to eat
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shadowsword87
03/30/2022
03:00 PM
#8
Lube the balcony.
Krazy_Kirby
03/30/2022
03:59 PM
#9
wash your neighbors car
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Sahuagin
03/30/2022
09:22 PM
#10
I had birds in my last place. playing predator bird sounds sort of kind of worked a bit, maybe. (hard to tell could just be placebo/coincidence).

some other ideas I never got around to trying included:
- put chimes where they want to gather that they hopefully can't help bumping into and scaring themselves with (sparkly ones too maybe)
- there are spike things you can get that prevent them from landing wherever you put the spikes

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BEERandWEED
03/30/2022
09:40 PM
#11
Pray to God that they find a new home then but up bird houses.
Always have a hamms in hand.
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