How's your handhsake?

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when I was younger I gave loose handshakes but as I got older I started giving firm handshakes since grown men try crush your ass if you give them a loose one.
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firm unless it's a guy trying to crush my hand. (or i know the guy, then im crushing it)
Krazy_Kirby posted...
(or i know the guy, then im crushing it)

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Loose. If anyone ever tries to crush my hand I already know we aren't going to get along.
I try to fist bump instead for a variety of reasons but I can produce a firm shake if i need to.
I'm a short person, so instead of being firm in the hand - I put my whole shoulder/arm into a hand shake so that while the hand is soft, it's unbudging.
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knivesX2004 posted...
I try to fist bump instead for a variety of reasons but I can produce a firm shake if i need to.
Firm, although the last time I shook a intern's hand I nearly crushed it. Kids don't know how to give a firm handshake nowadays.
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