Mayonnaise vs Miracle Whip

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StelioKontos

11/06/2017 05:42:25 PM

11/06/2017

05:42 PM

I prefer mayo.

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Red_Frog

11/06/2017 05:46:20 PM

11/06/2017

05:46 PM

Both, for different things, but occasionally for the same thing.

Mead

11/06/2017 06:02:13 PM

11/06/2017

06:02 PM

The label on miracle whip actually has directions that state "remove lid from jar and pour contents directly into toilet"

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SushiSquid

11/06/2017 06:03:38 PM

11/06/2017

06:03 PM

Miracle Whip is disgusting. My mom prefers it, so growing up she always bought it because she thought she was giving us the better thing. I disagree entirely. Now that I'm an adult and I live with my wife, we run a strictly mayonnaise household.

Lokarin

11/06/2017 06:04:37 PM

11/06/2017

06:04 PM

Mead posted...

The label on miracle whip actually has directions that state "remove lid from jar and pour contents directly into toilet"

Zeus would be all like "No, it doesn't say that. Site your sources and stop misquoting me"

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PrincessTsuki

11/06/2017 06:06:54 PM

11/06/2017

06:06 PM

They're both disgusting

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WarGreymon77

11/07/2017 03:48:46 AM

11/07/2017

03:48 AM

What's the difference? Same thing to me. I don't eat either one. Also...

Why do they call Miracle Whip "salad dressing"?! I mean there's another kind of, more literal salad dressing...

ZeldaMutant

11/07/2017 06:31:36 AM

11/07/2017

06:31 AM

"Mayonnaise" can also be freshly homemade from quality ingredients, while "Miracle Whip" only comes in a can, so "Mayonnaise" wins by default.

If it was a contest between a bucket of Hellmans and a bucket of Miracle Whip, I'm not quite sure.

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Agent M

11/07/2017 07:07:25 AM

11/07/2017

07:07 AM

I buy store brand "whipped dressing".

It's lower in fat, so I can use more of it. Mainly to keep my sandwich from being too dry. I add lots of mustard for that extra "zip".

Agent M

11/07/2017 07:10:24 AM

11/07/2017

07:10 AM

#10

ZeldaMutant posted...

"Mayonnaise" can also be freshly homemade from quality ingredients, while "Miracle Whip" only comes in a can, so "Mayonnaise" wins by default.

If it was a contest between a bucket of Hellmans and a bucket of Miracle Whip, I'm not quite sure.

Really, an actual can? I've not seen that, only plastic jars or the plastic squeeze bottles.

Mead

11/07/2017 07:16:50 AM

11/07/2017

07:16 AM

#11

Agent M posted...

I buy store brand "whipped dressing".

It's lower in fat , so I can use more of it.

and higher in sugar

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ReggieTheReckless

11/07/2017 07:26:59 AM

11/07/2017

07:26 AM

#12

I'll use whichever is around and both are good but just different

For deviled eggs though? Gotta use miracle whip for that tangy zip

Agent M

11/07/2017 08:02:29 AM

11/07/2017

08:02 AM

#13

Mead posted...

Agent M posted...

I buy store brand "whipped dressing".

It's lower in fat , so I can use more of it.

and higher in sugar

I never checked the sugar content, actually (and I usually check sugar content on most things). It's 2g sugar per tbsp for the whipped dressing, though.

Tough to avoid sugar, especially with sauces and condiments where you easily overlook it. Salad dressings and stir fry sauce can have tons of sugar.

KJ StErOiDs

11/07/2017 08:54:30 AM

11/07/2017

08:54 AM

#14

Miracle Whip, usually.

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Dikitain

11/07/2017 09:55:50 AM

11/07/2017

09:55 AM

#15