Have you ever drunkenly pissed in a street or alley?

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usui88
09/24/2017
03:10 AM
#1
Not super uncommon in the Quarter so I legitimately am curious



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I saw a snap vid of some chick doing just that last one recently and basically everyone I know who lives here is guilty

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Dash_Harber
09/24/2017
03:43 AM
#2
Hell, I've been so drunk I pissed down the stairs.
Mead
09/24/2017
03:48 AM
#3
No although I have pissed in the corner in a neighbors yard while drunk
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Zeus
09/24/2017
04:00 AM
#4
I don't drink (and, even when I did, never to the point of drunkeness), so no.
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AllstarSniper32
09/24/2017
04:03 AM
#5
I've never been drunk so no.
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Yellow
09/24/2017
04:15 AM
#6
One time I pissed out a two-story window at 4 am.

Think about it. Why, specifically, wouldn't you do that? That's how you think when you're drunk.
kind9
09/24/2017
06:50 AM
#7
No. I wasn't drunk at the time.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
09/24/2017
07:36 AM
#8
I've thrown up on a cop car in SF once.
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SomeUsername529
09/24/2017
08:34 AM
#9
When I was in Thailand last year I peed in front of a memorial image of the now deceased king of Thailand. If anyone had've caught me I'd probably have been murdered in a Thai jail by now.

I have plenty of other lower risk times I've peed in public though. Sometimes you just gotta go.
Mario_VS_DK
09/24/2017
09:11 AM
#10
kind9 posted...
No. I wasn't drunk at the time.


This. They were in the bathroom for 2 hours! What was I supposed to do?!
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myghostisdead
09/24/2017
09:58 AM
#11
Probably. I don't remember.
Jiggy101011
09/24/2017
10:26 AM
#12
I was coming home from a bar, got my friend to pull over and I jumped out and pissed on a building. I just knew I wouldn't have made it back to our place without pissing my pants.
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SinisterSlay
09/24/2017
11:06 AM
#13
Not drunkenly no. I've done it sober 100s of times, alleys, streets, cars, etc. Even one time in the backseat of a really old POS car, we lifted up the floor mats and peed through the rust holes while driving.
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SushiSquid
09/24/2017
11:12 AM
#14
Oh yeah, I have. A few times. I've always made sure to find some cover so I'm not entirely exposing myself, and I only did it when a bathroom wasn't an option.
ChaoticKnuckles
09/24/2017
11:22 AM
#15
Yes. But it wasn’t like I didn’t know what I was doing or was so far gone that I just went. I had been drinking, was on my way home, had to pee and every shop I went into and asked if I could use the restroom wouldn’t let me. So I said fuck it and peed in an alley. I tried to be civilized and they didn’t want to let me so I did what I had to do.
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JamaalCharles39
09/24/2017
11:32 AM
#16
For some reason I read the title as passed and assumed that all these people had passed out in an alley while drunk.
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usui88
09/24/2017
11:40 AM
#17
SinisterSlay posted...
Not drunkenly no. I've done it sober 100s of times, alleys, streets, cars, etc. Even one time in the backseat of a really old POS car, we lifted up the floor mats and peed through the rust holes while driving .

I mean…

JamaalCharles39 posted...
For some reason I read the title as passed and assumed that all these people had passed out in an alley while drunk.

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