vhiran posted...Yellow posted...
vhiran posted...
no one should be a virgin unless its voluntary, in the age of tinder you don't even have to risk your ego approaching a girl anymore in a bar/club setting. Hell you can set it all up with almost zero effort.
1) put up a picture of you with some dog, doesn't have to be your dog.
2) put some highly egocentric shit in your profile, like 'i only swipe for 7s and up' that way, women who actually look at the profile will match you just for some self-validation of their incredibly fragile egos.
3) be willing to go out one time to show you are indeed the guy in the picture. just make up some BS about the dog.
congrats, you getting sex. p.s. use protection because some of them are filthy whores.
PotD is why I've told my mom to stop using dating sites.
Smart. scoff at my 3-step but it works, it worked again last night. she was a solid 8, nice gym toned body. i took off 2 points for her lip piercing and 90s punk rock haircut.
Best thing: first words of her profile were 'no hookups!'
as for the dog thing, i took a picture of myself with some random dude's puppy, literally as the guy walked by said can i take a pic with your puppy? he probably knew what was up. whenever a femme comes over i just make up some cock and bull, the dog is with my brother/sister/friend because i'm really busy with work/school/whatever.'
if you're busy enough you don't even have time to feel like a scumbag. i imagine that's how most politicians get by.
dude i got enrolled to hogwartz too!
I, too, sit around posting on gamefaqs about my magical times there!
We are such cool wizards!
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Common sense has changed as the common person's sense is idiotic; therefore, I am happy to say I am not common, and I have no common sense.