The way my dong hangs in the toilet, it points right in the gap between seat and bowl. If im not paying attention the stream can go right in between and hit my leg.

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Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

Confession: I accidentally pee on my leg somewhat frequently

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