Me and my siblings used to play Roller Coaster Tycoon every day, every morning before school, after school, every time of day. We were completely addicted. This was circa 2000.

Then suddenly, it stopped working. It said it was a problem with DDraw.DLL or w/e, and it was the most devastating, heart breaking thing in the world at the time.

My dad tried to fix it eventually, but it said there was another DLL it didn't find, and my dad said, "There are probably 10,000 DLLs, it's no use". In retrospect, he could've reinstalled the game.

So it occured to me today, just now, after 20 years. My parents f***ed up the game on purpose because we were spending too much time playing it. Why else would my dad, a high level computer programmer, not be able to fix a simple computer game by just reinstalling it? And it would've been so simple to just delete a folder of DLLs to make it not work. And this was AFTER they complained we were addicted (which we were).

HOLY SSS******************

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~~Every day I'm husseling and busseling~~

OMGG I Just had a revelation about my childhooodddddd

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