When I was younger I had a girlfriend that had no heat in her car. We would drive around and park somewhere and she'd say "if your hands are cold you can put them down here to warm them up".
This went on for a week or so and then one time we stopped and she said "boy, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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The return of the lewd (and occasionally other stuff)

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