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Kurumiee
09/08/25 8:40:18 AM
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You two would be half the size. Although you won't have to worry about work no more

Would this be worth it?

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HighSeraph
09/08/25 8:41:40 AM
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I think my work would know something's fishy when I was suddenly 2 and 1/2 foot tall

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sauceje
09/08/25 8:42:04 AM
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Don't think I could really get anything done if I was like. nearly 3 feet tall. I won't be taking this one

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JoeDangIt
09/08/25 8:43:47 AM
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Does this come with a trenchcoat or will I have to buy my own?
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el_cheato
09/08/25 9:12:58 AM
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Yeah I think lil me would be cute.

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divot1338
09/08/25 9:24:43 AM
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HighSeraph posted...
I think my work would know something's fishy when I was suddenly 2 and 1/2 foot tall
It would be discrimination to say anything.

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SpawnShadow
09/08/25 9:41:16 AM
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Can I keep doing this until there's an army of microscopic me's?

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Kurumiee
09/08/25 10:10:41 AM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Can I keep doing this until there's an army of microscopic me's?


Yes

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McmadnessV3
09/08/25 10:12:46 AM
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Can we combine back together?

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qwerti
09/08/25 10:13:21 AM
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Twice the wor

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Sariana21
09/08/25 10:43:05 AM
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Can I split vertically instead of horizontally? Id take it.

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Verdekal
09/08/25 10:46:04 AM
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Can I sit on my other's self shoulders and wear a trenchcoat?

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JustaSandwich
09/08/25 1:21:20 PM
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sauceje posted...
Don't think I could really get anything done if I was like. nearly 3 feet tall. I won't be taking this one

This guy got some stuff done...

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 2:06:15 PM
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Kurumiee posted...
Although you won't have to worry about work no more
Why is that?

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Evening_Dragon
09/08/25 2:07:44 PM
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Being small seems kinda scary tbh. Supersmall could be cool, as long as the bugs won't eat you, but just kind of a small person? What if some shit goes south?

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Solar_Crimson
09/08/25 3:36:14 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Can I keep doing this until there's an army of microscopic me's?
Kurumiee posted...
Yes
What happens if some of my super-tiny copies end up getting killed (eaten, stepped on, etc.) before we merge back together?

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Sariana21
09/08/25 3:36:16 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Why is that?
Cause youll send the other one to work while you play!

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 3:42:02 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
Cause youll send the other one to work while you play!
No way am I letting the other me get away with that bullshit.

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ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/25 3:44:52 PM
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BUT!

I can get like five jobs where I work from home and retire a few years early.

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KJ_StErOiDs
09/08/25 3:53:51 PM
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I'd have to pass. I couldn't do my work at half my size, and the sheer novelty/curiosity of it would end up bringing unwanted attention to (assumingly) both of us.

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Calwings
09/08/25 3:53:52 PM
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There was a gag in Witch Watch where Nico did exactly this using a magic spell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49gdddw71fs

She accomplished nothing and the ability proved to be useless because both her physical strength and her intelligence were divided among the split versions of her, so it was still the equivalent of 1 Nico doing all the work.

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Strider102
09/08/25 4:01:10 PM
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If I do sexual things with my other self is it gay or masterbation?

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divot1338
09/08/25 4:51:59 PM
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Strider102 posted...
If I do sexual things with my other self is it gay or masterbation?
Yes

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loafy013
09/08/25 5:09:39 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
What happens if some of my super-tiny copies end up getting killed (eaten, stepped on, etc.) before we merge back together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKdsX3UVYoE

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DrizztLink
09/08/25 5:10:31 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
What happens if some of my super-tiny copies end up getting killed (eaten, stepped on, etc.) before we merge back together?
Each one you lose halves your original height.

The math makes no sense.

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Will_VIIII
09/08/25 5:15:22 PM
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As long as I can recombine then yes. I work from home so that's not issue, and I can get other things done around the house while I work.

But question! If one half works out, does the whole body get the benefit when recombining?

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