Poll of the Day > Man I love pooping on company time

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joemodda
09/03/25 5:38:32 PM
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/EKYFOBEZ1jsAAAAC/poo-baby-elmo.gif

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captpackrat
09/03/25 6:01:53 PM
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime

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hockey7318
09/04/25 6:56:24 AM
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I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/04/25 7:30:06 AM
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Better than shitting on the company floor, anyway.

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hockey7318
09/04/25 9:59:58 AM
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I also only do that if absolutely necessary.
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Glob
09/04/25 10:02:58 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.

I have my own bathroom at work.
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angeleyes94
09/04/25 11:07:19 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.


Just stand on the seat bruh!

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Nade_Duck
09/04/25 3:12:59 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Better than shitting on the company floor, anyway.
depends entirely upon the company.

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OHJOY90
09/04/25 5:31:43 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.

Well that's where working from home comes in.

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ParanoidObsessive
09/04/25 9:14:16 PM
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Nade_Duck posted...
depends entirely upon the company.

Nah. Crapping on the floor just makes life harder for the other employees, some of whom may be innocents.

If you really hate your job, you're better off shitting on the boss' desk. He probably deserves it.

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SunWuKung420
09/04/25 9:32:11 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.
Public toilets are the best. You don't have to clean them.

It's also nice having an employee bathroom.

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Salrite
09/05/25 9:57:09 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
I am not a fan of public toilets, so I do not care to shit at work unless absolutely necessary.

When I worked at Walmart, I had to share a bathroom with customers. And any bathroom that is used by Walmart customers is not a bathroom I want to use.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. But I would find myself not eating or drinking to avoid having that problem.
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