Current Events > You are now a quadrillionaire.

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What do you do?

Pay anime studios to make more than one season of yuri anime

I solve world hunger, homelessness, establish UBI for generations, and still have trillions of dollars left to figure out more problems to use it on

like I don't want much of anything for myself aside from covering rent (I suppose I'd buy a decent size house, that's like a million)/utilities and a couple medium-price collector hobbies, that would give functionally infinite overhead to just brute-force a number of systemic issues.

Probably set up the parents with whatever they want, they've been sitting on some house renovation plans for awhile. Couple discreet high profile charity/animal shelter donations because why not

Buy the entire world
Every country

I think I'd still have a few hundred trillion left over.

Own everything humanity has ever known

Give half to all the homeless.

Donate half of that to charities.

Donate another half of that to research for things like cancer or other debilitating illnesses.

I guess that thing CE always talks about where a bunch of money coming out of nowhere is bad happens regardless of what I do, and happens to such an absurd extent (I do now have about eight times as much money as the rest of the world combined) that not even I can escape the fallout.

Fund Viewtiful Joe 3 and God Hand 2

Buy everything and enslave humanity.

Bawahahahah muhahahaha

Buy X, Facebook, all news media media, decentralize all of them, permanently enable fact-checking, destabilize the algorithms to get people engaging with new content, fund round-the-clock campaigns promoting history, education and tolerance, and then buy the government, return the nation to a true democracy, end genocide, globally increase wages nationally to match inflation, purchase legislation (don't pretend I can't) that puts strong reins on corporations and million/billionaires and forces them to pay their share of taxes, reins that are held by people who cannot be bought or bribed.

And with my other 800 trillion dollars, I'll end cancer, make free healthcare available in every country in the world, give massive funding to schools, end world hunger... and by the time I'm done doing those I'll probably have 750 trillion left, so I guess I'll give everyone in the world a $2k UBI, which will only cost me like 16 trillion and some change... fuck dude, I just cannot spend all this money. Let's go insane and invest fucktons into solar and nuclear energy and end that crisis forever. Let's go ahead and install insanely good public transit infrastructure everywhere in the world, give everyone access to free higher education, turn every bookstore in the world into a library by purchasing all books, and wipe out 100% of debt for everyone, everywhere in the entire world. I probably still have over 500 trillion dollars.

Almost all of the world's current problems are problems that can be solved with money, regulation and/or giving power back to the people. This being a hypothetical, I'm not going to dig too deep and try to figure out how to do all of these things without globally disrupting the economy and breaking the world in half.

Build my own castle.

Ask for it in pennies.

Jk

I just realized, but in these hypotheticals, where does the money come from? O.o.

And I would bet there'd probably be a lot of consequences and repercussions for having this amount.

Pikachuchupika posted...

I just realized, but in these hypotheticals, where does the money come from? O.o.

And I would bet there'd probably be a lot of consequences and repercussions for having this amount.

Well yes, you suddenly having this amount of money would render all dollars worthless.

Suspect said money would be swiftly be made to disappear, along with you being "invited" to an unpleasant facility by some large brusque gentlemen.

mcdonald's and big nap

Purchase Taiwan and sell it to the Japanese, buy Austrailia and sell it to New Zealand

build the world's greatest cardboard box fort

i wanna go skiing

Assuming that I don't crash the world economy by having the money (which I would), I would first find out how to avoid being lynched since there's no way the powers-that-be would allow a Black man to have more money than all of them combined.

Ask for it in a single paper bill. What could go wrong?

Man, I don't know

A billion dollars is already a minboggling amount of money. This would be a million times that.

Buy every country. Idk.

Make the rest of Elon Musk's life a neverending pit of constant misery.

First thing I'd do is buy something to snack on while considering my next course of action.

Quit my job, move somewhere nice and live out the rest of my life in peace and quiet. Don't need anything fancy.

I bet it all on black.

Retire, travel, & donate all remaining to children's hospitals.

Well idk since by default I'm automatically an evil human being.

Two chicks at the same time.

Cause untold suffering in a sincere but hamfisted attempt to do something good with that mindbogglingly large amount of money.

Buy and decorate afew nice houses/apartments/manors in different countries as getaways. Staff the places i set up so they are maintained when im not there. they will be the best paid housekeepers on the planet. Pay off all family debts and everything else they got. get some spensive goodies for the family members im close to. same with my friends.

Now for the crazy. buy a typhoon class sub. i know russia has workings ones that they dont disclose because they always have had subs they dont tell anybody about. staff it up for a trip to park it close to one of my main estates. then just have it there. call in the crew(the best paid crew on earth) when i want to cruise around lol.

i would eat some indian food