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Reviewbrah he ain't.

Yeah he once again claimed that he was reviewing food on youtube long before anyone else.

A cursory glance shows 12 year old reviewbrah doing his first review months before dsp tries it.

He also claims he was the world's first person to do lets plays.

Zikten posted...

He also claims he was the world's first person to do lets plays.

And Pewdiepie copied him.

The name a pokemon for $20 is such a boring and scummy thing to do. No other streamer monetizes every aspect of their streams like him.

You're Not Funny AKA Canadian Kirk or KKKirk who got banned for being an omega racist and is donating under a different account gave $20 to Dave so he can name Magikarp something specific. For the sake of wanting to stay on CE I will elaborate no more as I don't know if a mod would get pissed, it's on Raw Phil near the end of the stream if you really care, but where I'm going with this is that Dave didn't even notice the connection despite also being an omega racist who chews his fingernails any time he sees someone with melanin.

dancing_cactuar posted...

You're Not Funny AKA Canadian Kirk or KKKirk who got banned for being an omega racist and is donating under a different account gave $20 to Dave so he can name Magikarp something specific. For the sake of wanting to stay on CE I will elaborate no more as I don't know if a mod would get pissed, it's on Raw Phil near the end of the stream if you really care, but where I'm going with this is that Dave didn't even notice the connection despite also being an omega racist who chews his fingernails any time he sees someone with melanin.

Do you have a raw phil timestamp? He keeps a clock visible on the stream.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Do you have a raw phil timestamp? He keeps a clock visible on the stream.

15:28:21, about half an hour before he clocked out.

Jade is now behaving like derich - constantly wanting dsp's attention in chat, begging people to donate for him and give him subs, asking people to name pokemon for him.

Well, Phil enabled that by making it a meme that people donate for Jayde whenever he has one of his donation schemes running.

LightningAce11 posted...

Jade is now behaving like derich - constantly wanting dsp's attention in chat, begging people to donate for him and give him subs, asking people to name pokemon for him.

The weird thing is that Phil forsters this behaviour himself, but then scolds people for it. Or well no, not weird because he is a narcissistic piece of shit.

I blame his fans for this. If you engage with Phil you get whqt you deserve. He is not your friend, this is not a "us vs them", or whatever you want to call it. It is just Phil, nothing more.

Phil stopped a rant about Emiru's sexual assault (but really he only cared that he could attack Twitch about it) to do a tip audit and then do his "yay I got money happy music" animation.

That's gonna be in the middle of his take on sexual assault when he uploads it as a youtube video.

He made Etikas death about himself too. It always circles back to him and perceived slights.

Dude is crashing out despite making over $500 today.

Yeah he was at like $370 and kept saying guys I know we have had a successful stream but lets keep going! I want to hit 450 for the goal!

Phil calls it creepy that you play as a child/teenager in Pokemon games.

Which youve been able to do for 30 years. Its a game primarily targeted at kids. I think some of the games have you play as an older character, maybe Colosseum or XD.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil calls it creepy that you play as a child/teenager in Pokemon games.

He is such a weirdo

LightningAce11 posted...

Which youve been able to do for 30 years. Its a game primarily targeted at kids. I think some of the games have you play as an older character, maybe Colosseum or XD.

You generally are always 10 i think in the mainline games. Except black and white where you are like 16

Burt reynolds lookin ass weirdo went on a rant and said detractors would laugh at a preschool burning down because theyre making fun of him and kat.

Phil says it's Koei Tecmo's fault he didn't hit his goal last night.

Cloverpit suggested for horror marathon, bro's eyes lit up the second he saw that slot machine.

Dsp got hit with the 1-2 punch of his workout results being mocked and called a beggar, so he went on a rant claiming everyone is jealous of him.

Watching some of the Snort Burnell "highlights" of Mario Galaxy 2, I'd be real tempted to make a This is How You Don't Play of that one if it weren't for the fact that I got plenty of stuff on my plate right now (then again at the rate he's playing dude's probably going to finish after I finish my stuff) and the fact that The 0utsyder will probably do his own considering how he did Mario 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy, and his would probably be better than my effort. How is someone this fucking shit at the easiest Mario game.

Phil claims Youtube are "mouth drooling morons who pretend to care about social justice" because they have variable pricing across the world depending on local economy.

He legit thinks everyone should pay the prices they have in america. Someone from Argentina should be forced to pay $5 worth in their currency.

There's a storyline in Pokemon ZA that involves a female streamer and her fandom and I cannot imagine we will not get extreme clown mode when Phil has to do it.

Wingsofredemption claims he and Dave are going to be on a show together on Monday. If true, Dave is currently malding because how dare someone else break this announcement besides him.

Phil simultaneously has disdain and sympathy for wings because he sees himself in him.

Dsp claims he has put on 20lbs of muscle and banned a chatter for questioning it.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp claims he has put on 20lbs of muscle and banned a chatter for questioning it.

Funny how he never actually tries to refute such arguments with.. oh I don't know... the truth. I mean if Phil had made actual gains, he could simply show it on his camera. Stand up and show it.

But no, instead he just bans people going against his narrative, lose potential income and then bitch and whine when "support is slow".

It takes five seconds to confirm that WingsofDerpyderp is coming on his show monday. Maybe less.

Phil is taking 45 minutes to do so.

The man who went bankrupt and was $100k in debt is talking about how his mind is very planning and analytical.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1981450210472841729

hmmmm.

Phil literally said in his daily wrap that hes changing his schedule solely because a Tormented Souls whale doesnt attend the day streams. Game has to be a night stream.

What matters to Phil more? Money or his pride?

NAO GUISE. Lets get some support for Tordented Souls. Lets get some kicks, lets get some subs, lets get some superchats, lets get some membershipsRIGHT NAOOOOO

Phil just said you should watch detractor content because they add background and context and is helpful to understand a situation.

...In regards to Wings.

Edit: He is now laughing at and defending spousal abuse.

Watch out, Kat.

Edit 2: He's now telling an audience member that they shouldn't get married right now because it's too expensive.

Today is one of his top 'being a piece of shit' days.

Dude is hyping up wings like hes come big celebrity.

I just hope wings sees through the usual bs.

I'm surprised he'd have the balls to collab with anyone again.

Or he's just this desperate.

Phil sees wings as beneath him. Bets on whether he kicks him out like rich?

Tomorrow will either be hilarious like when he tried "exposing" Kino Casino where he makes himself look like a 220, or it will be the most unwatchable thing ever made by human beings.

Phil called someone a mouth drooling moron and banned them for saying he had liver spots. Phil's response? That's not liver spots. it's acne! You mohran!

So much better.

Also nothing will happen with the Wings thing. Unlike RTU, Wings has no passion, no interest in exploring anything about Phil and no sense of pride in himself that would make him call out Phil on any of the bullshit he's said about Wings. This is not an endorsement of RTU.

The legit best thing that could happen with this interview is for Wings to ghost Phil so that Phil will cry about it for literal months.

Now wings is just asking him wwe trivia which is boring as hell.

Phil says now that he is 43 he doesnt need to grow anymore, he just needs an audience to support him and ignore drama.

Shit's boring because not only is he giving the agonizing prestream talk as usual with all these fucking interviews, it's abundantly clear that he's trying to bait Wings into flipping out where he comments on how fat he is or how he tripled down on being able to beat Wings in boxing to name some examples, and at best Wings is poking at the bait, not scarfing it down like Dave always does, and Dave isn't getting irritated that it isn't working.

The only thing of value in the whole thing

When Wings suggested Phil spent a sports car's worth of money on WWE Champions he didn't deny it. He later accepted that he spent 50k on it, but that was later. In the moment he was not able to deny it in his brain. Also, just him admitting he spent 50k is pretty crazy.

And secondly, he claims the estimates of his spending TJ Gamebox (I think that's the name) does are wrong because they don't do the proper calculations in regards to how he buys currency on the game. Those calculations are based on the event placements of the DownFromTheRafters account. This response should be considered a confession that he never sold that account and it's still him. And if so we should ask how that account keeps reaching the world wide top 100 in events in a game that Phil himself admits is pay to win.

Also he openly blamed Panda for people hating him. Said the reason people hate him is because they hated his ex and it rubbed off on him. How insane.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

The only thing of value in the whole thing

When Wings suggested Phil spent a sports car's worth of money on WWE Champions he didn't deny it. He later accepted that he spent 50k on it, but that was later. In the moment he was not able to deny it in his brain. Also, just him admitting he spent 50k is pretty crazy.

And secondly, he claims the estimates of his spending TJ Gamebox (I think that's the name) does are wrong because they don't do the proper calculations in regards to how he buys currency on the game. Those calculations are based on the event placements of the DownFromTheRafters account. This response should be considered a confession that he never sold that account and it's still him. And if so we should ask how that account keeps reaching the world wide top 100 in events in a game that Phil himself admits is pay to win.

Also he openly blamed Panda for people hating him. Said the reason people hate him is because they hated his ex and it rubbed off on him. How insane.

Imagine the dirt she has too - I respect she got out of this shit, and it's probably what's keeping her from coming back, and going after him.

Jayde has been fully indoctrinated in dsp streams. Phil knows his condition and takes advantage of him.

Phil says he was kicked from the Twitch partner program because he's white and they hate that.

He will never take responsibility for anything. Gets banned for hateful slurs, immediately calls them lame brained pieces of shit and says what hateful slurs?!?