Current Events > Taylor Swift shows up at your door and slaps you hard 'nobody will believe you'

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DodogamaRayBrst 11/12/24 11:21:10 PM #2:	I push her head into her pelvis and turn her into a ball with limbs. <cite>DodogamaRayBrst posted [p:982918461] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I push her head into her pelvis and turn her into a ball with limbs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/13/24 12:52:35 AM #3:	intercept the slap ask her "what now?" <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:982919247] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>intercept the slapask her "what now?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 11/13/24 12:53:20 AM #4:	I'm going to sue her, because I got that shit on camera. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:982919254] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I'm going to sue her, because I got that shit on camera.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 11/13/24 12:54:57 AM #5:	Shed have to get past a whole lot of security to do that, and I dont think she can. <cite>Glob posted [p:982919263] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Shed have to get past a whole lot of security to do that, and I dont think she can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 11/13/24 12:58:26 AM #6:	Proclaim that I've never met her and don't have a secret relationship with her. No one will believe me, and thus everyone will think she and I are a thing. --- My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@steelfang8806 My Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/steelfangkoga <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:982919287] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Proclaim that I've never met her and don't have a secret relationship with her. No one will believe me, and thus everyone will think she and I are a thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 11/13/24 1:03:43 AM #7:	KogaSteelfang posted... Proclaim that I've never met her and don't have a secret relationship with her. No one will believe me, and thus everyone will think she and I are a thing. Travis Kelce beats you up <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:982919321] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>KogaSteelfang posted... </cite><quote>Proclaim that I've never met her and don't have a secret relationship with her. No one will believe me, and thus everyone will think she and I are a thing.</quote>Travis Kelce beats you up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy 11/13/24 1:04:45 AM #8:	Jokes on her, my place has cameras. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:982919326] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Jokes on her, my place has cameras. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/13/24 1:07:28 AM #9:	Never wash my face again --- Wholesomeposter <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:982919343] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Never wash my face again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 11/13/24 8:42:13 AM #10:	WingsOfGood posted... Travis Kelce beats you up Could be worth it. --- My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@steelfang8806 My Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/steelfangkoga <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:982921495] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>Travis Kelce beats you up</quote>Could be worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 11/13/24 8:46:51 AM #11:	"And no one cares about some football player's beard" And I shut the door. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/062sANy.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:982921535] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>"And no one cares about some football player's beard"And I shut the door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 11/13/24 8:47:59 AM #12:	Yes they will. I have a Ring camera. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:982921543] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Yes they will. I have a Ring camera.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 11/13/24 8:52:56 AM #13:	That actually did happen to me once. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:982921584] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>That actually did happen to me once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 11/13/24 8:55:27 AM #14:	WingsOfGood posted... Travis Kelce beats you up He's got bad knees --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:982921602] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>Travis Kelce beats you up</quote>He's got bad knees </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 11/13/24 8:57:11 AM #15:	I got a ring camera lol. --- Just call me Discount Dan. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:982921615] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I got a ring camera lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 11/13/24 8:57:41 AM #16:	Enclave posted... I'm going to sue her, because I got that shit on camera. I'd ask for a milly on the spot or this goes public. --- THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 2-6 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:982921621] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Enclave posted... </cite><quote>I'm going to sue her, because I got that shit on camera.</quote>I'd ask for a milly on the spot or this goes public.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 11/13/24 8:59:17 AM #18:	If no one will believe that then no one will believe if I slap you back --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:982921634] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>If no one will believe that then no one will believe if I slap you back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LSGW_Zephyra 11/13/24 8:59:32 AM #19:	Grab her hand after with lightning fast reflexes and shout "HEY EVERYONE, TAYLOR SWIFT JUST SLAPPED ME!!!" to anyone passing by. Then look at her with determined eyes and squint and say "your move" --- Bioshock gave us a fictional world showing why libertarianism doesn't work. Cryptos/NFTs gave us the real world example (She/Her) <cite>LSGW_Zephyra posted [p:982921636] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Grab her hand after with lightning fast reflexes and shout "HEY EVERYONE, TAYLOR SWIFT JUST SLAPPED ME!!!" to anyone passing by. Then look at her with determined eyes and squint and say "your move"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 11/13/24 9:02:31 AM #20:	Bill Nye once probably-accidentally elbowed me in the ribs on the metro and I was talking about it for weeks. I probably wouldn't shut up about Ms. Swift. <cite>tankboy posted [p:982921657] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Bill Nye once probably-accidentally elbowed me in the ribs on the metro and I was talking about it for weeks. I probably wouldn't shut up about Ms. Swift.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KanWan 11/13/24 9:15:51 AM #21:	Im hopeless in this situation because nobody can stop her ultimate form --- NP: Link's Awakening DX, "100 Years of Solitude", "In Dubious Battle" Posting Strike, No. of days without posting: 1 day(s) <cite>KanWan posted [p:982921755] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Im hopeless in this situation because nobody can stop her ultimate form </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 11/13/24 9:19:26 AM #22:	I'm honestly not sure I would recognize her. I'd probably just close the door without a word and move on with my day. OwlRammer posted... If no one will believe that then no one will believe if I slap you back This is absolutely not how this works. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:982921778] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I'm honestly not sure I would recognize her. I'd probably just close the door without a word and move on with my day.OwlRammer posted... </cite><quote>If no one will believe that then no one will believe if I slap you back </quote>This is absolutely not how this works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lillymon 11/13/24 9:19:36 AM #23:	Nothing. She's right. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd <cite>Lillymon posted [p:982921779] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. She's right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnsteadyOwl 11/13/24 9:21:11 AM #24:	I'd be excited to meet her. Maybe I can get an autograph once she's done slapping me. --- ... <cite>UnsteadyOwl posted [p:982921794] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I'd be excited to meet her. Maybe I can get an autograph once she's done slapping me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 11/13/24 9:24:54 AM #25:	I saw Taylor Swift at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Ma'am, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:982921829] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>I saw Taylor Swift at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, Oh, like youre doing now?I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Ma'am, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 11/13/24 9:32:52 AM #26:	She slaps me. I give her one of these: She likes it. We embrace. My wife is quite upset. --- 7800X3D - 7900 XTX - 32GB 6000 - 1440p Ultrawide <cite>bluezero posted [p:982921914] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>She slaps me. I give her one of these:She likes it. We embrace. My wife is quite upset.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 11/13/24 9:34:37 AM #27:	Grab her brea... ...I mean, be in pain? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:982921936] in Taylor Swi... [t:80883970]...</cite> <quote>Grab her brea......I mean, be in pain? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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