Current Events > Would you rather lay one smaller egg every day, or a huge egg once a week?

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TMOG 05/27/23 6:03:07 PM #1:	Choose your destiny One smaller egg per day One huge egg per week Choose your destiny - Results (24 votes) One smaller egg per day 79.17% (19 votes) 19 One huge egg per week 20.83% (5 votes) 5 Even though I say "smaller", it's still a struggle to push out the one-a-day egg. The huge egg is about three or four times the size. No damage will be done to your body as a result of laying the eggs, but it won't be comfortable either. You will need to lay the eggs at a random point each day/week and there is no set, predictable schedule. The eggs are not edible, have no value if you try to sell them, and are not fertile. If you try to give the eggs away to anybody, they will refuse them, and if you abandon them anywhere a police officer will immediately fine you for littering. <cite>TMOG posted [p:973756928] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote> Choose your destiny One smaller egg per day One huge egg per week Vote View Results Choose your destiny - Results (24 votes) One smaller egg per day 79.17% (19 votes) 19 One huge egg per week 20.83% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80457893', message: '0', key: 'fb916e8b' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Even though I say "smaller", it's still a struggle to push out the one-a-day egg. The huge egg is about three or four times the size. No damage will be done to your body as a result of laying the eggs, but it won't be comfortable either. You will need to lay the eggs at a random point each day/week and there is no set, predictable schedule. The eggs are not edible, have no value if you try to sell them, and are not fertile. If you try to give the eggs away to anybody, they will refuse them, and if you abandon them anywhere a police officer will immediately fine you for littering. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/27/23 6:03:54 PM #2:	I've shit out turds that were bigger than regular eggs my asshole can handle that --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:973756943] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>I've shit out turds that were bigger than regular eggs my asshole can handle that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/28/23 10:48:26 AM #3:	Lot of cowards not voting <cite>TMOG posted [p:973768919] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>Lot of cowards not voting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poorly 05/28/23 10:51:08 AM #4:	TMOG posted... Lot of cowards not voting They're brave enough not to participate on this nonsense. --- <cite>Poorly posted [p:973768954] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Lot of cowards not voting</quote>They're brave enough not to participate on this nonsense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoistTowelettte 05/28/23 12:13:32 PM #5:	Gimme the big one papi <cite>MoistTowelettte posted [p:973770189] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>Gimme the big one papi</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/28/23 12:17:37 PM #6:	cant I just do the huge one every day? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:973770258] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>cant I just do the huge one every day?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/28/23 12:20:18 PM #7:	R1masher posted... cant I just do the huge one every day? No sorry <cite>TMOG posted [p:973770292] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite><quote>cant I just do the huge one every day?</quote>No sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 05/30/23 1:57:39 PM #8:	Bump <cite>TMOG posted [p:973813785] in Would you ... [t:80457893]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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