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Zikten 03/27/23 7:45:55 PM #1:	https://youtu.be/BlPRnUSuS-o I never saw this before Wtf...... I can't tell if it's real or a parody <cite>Zikten posted [p:972454543] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/BlPRnUSuS-oI never saw this beforeWtf...... I can't tell if it's real or a parody</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/27/23 7:47:04 PM #2:	Lol that was pretty good --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:972454568] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Lol that was pretty good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
manhookcardoor 03/27/23 7:49:12 PM #3:	Okay yeah that was funny. --- man hook hand hook car <cite>manhookcardoor posted [p:972454610] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Okay yeah that was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 03/27/23 7:49:31 PM #4:	Lol that feels like a parody --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:972454619] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Lol that feels like a parody</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/27/23 7:50:58 PM #5:	Lmao --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:972454654] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 03/27/23 7:54:14 PM #6:	Man, I remember that "priceless" series they did. I also remember, god knows why, that Neopets had a caption contest way back when. One of the rules expressly forbid any sort of punchline based on these commercials. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:972454739] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Man, I remember that "priceless" series they did.I also remember, god knows why, that Neopets had a caption contest way back when. One of the rules expressly forbid any sort of punchline based on these commercials.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 03/27/23 8:13:15 PM #7:	He should've gone for the triple, all three of them blowing him. You only get one go around in life. --- I don't know about urinals. Half the guys are afraid to use them and most who aren't afraid can't hit them <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:972455242] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>He should've gone for the triple, all three of them blowing him. You only get one go around in life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/27/23 8:15:25 PM #8:	Zikten posted... Wtf...... I can't tell if it's real or a parody come on now --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972455301] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>Wtf...... I can't tell if it's real or a parody</quote>come on now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/27/23 8:16:22 PM #9:	pegusus123456 posted... Man, I remember that "priceless" series they did. I also remember, god knows why, that Neopets had a caption contest way back when. One of the rules expressly forbid any sort of punchline based on these commercials. Not getting a bunch of identical entries from a bunch of goddamn twelve year olds: --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:972455323] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite><quote>Man, I remember that "priceless" series they did.I also remember, god knows why, that Neopets had a caption contest way back when. One of the rules expressly forbid any sort of punchline based on these commercials.</quote>Not getting a bunch of identical entries from a bunch of goddamn twelve year olds: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 03/27/23 8:17:40 PM #10:	The first clue is that it is 1 minutes and 16 seconds long --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:972455340] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>The first clue is that it is 1 minutes and 16 seconds long</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/27/23 8:17:55 PM #11:	How gullible are you, really --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:972455347] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>How gullible are you, really</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 03/27/23 8:19:23 PM #12:	Has to be fake. Length & the fact they used blowjob. There's no way they'd have been able to advertise that anywhere worthwhile --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:972455383] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Has to be fake. Length & the fact they used blowjob. There's no way they'd have been able to advertise that anywhere worthwhile </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 03/27/23 8:19:56 PM #13:	Dakimakura posted... The first clue is that it is 1 minutes and 16 seconds long Second clue was "blowjob" --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:972455397] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>The first clue is that it is 1 minutes and 16 seconds long</quote>Second clue was "blowjob" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 03/27/23 8:20:19 PM #14:	lmao I miss ads like these. Ads today feel too safe --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:972455407] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>lmao I miss ads like these. Ads today feel too safe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 03/27/23 8:26:19 PM #16:	Mom turned and said " Don't worry, honey, she'll wuss out last minute. Send him to me, I'll get a proposal out of him too ". --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://tryimg.com/u/2020/08/11/1tZ1gcH.jpg <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:972455543] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Mom turned and said " Don't worry, honey, she'll wuss out last minute. Send him to me, I'll get a proposal out of him too ".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop9800 03/27/23 8:39:13 PM #17:	That was great --- There's enough attention whores on CE already <cite>Bishop9800 posted [p:972455858] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>That was great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 03/27/23 8:40:57 PM #18:	lmao --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:972455905] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 03/27/23 10:19:47 PM #19:	Tag --- Lancool II \| Z690 Tomahawk \|12700K \| Fuma 2 \| RTX 3070Ti \| 16GB 3600MHz \| FireCuda 530 1TB \| Inland NVMe 1TB \| RM750x <cite>Trumpo posted [p:972458222] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WellKnownNomad 03/29/23 11:06:23 AM #21:	The guy should have taken the sisters offer --- "Anime is for jerks" - Jeff Gerstmann <cite>WellKnownNomad posted [p:972490996] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>The guy should have taken the sisters offer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 03/29/23 11:11:19 AM #22:	I remwmber seeing that online long ago. But I doubt it was a real ad. --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:972491088] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>I remwmber seeing that online long ago. But I doubt it was a real ad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 03/29/23 11:13:26 AM #23:	You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials. They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:972491127] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials.They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 03/29/23 11:14:56 AM #24:	I did not see the ending coming lol --- Remembering the EPICNESS one GameFAQs post at a time. <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:972491155] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>I did not see the ending coming lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 03/29/23 11:18:04 AM #25:	https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2002/nov/04/internetnews.mondaymediasection basically companies like mastercard used to release 'subviral' ads like the one linked in the op to drum up buzz about their current marketing campaign. that one was actually a mastercard advert --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:972491196] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2002/nov/04/internetnews.mondaymediasectionbasically companies like mastercard used to release 'subviral' ads like the one linked in the op to drum up buzz about their current marketing campaign. that one was actually a mastercard advert</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WesternMedia 03/31/23 8:08:32 AM #26:	Classic --- Cherish me <cite>WesternMedia posted [p:972535811] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Classic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 03/31/23 8:38:49 AM #27:	Goodness, this unlocked a memory. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:972536199] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Goodness, this unlocked a memory.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jokeaccountinc 04/01/23 5:06:36 PM #28:	Tom_Joad posted... You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials. They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg Looks like bullets --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:972566733] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Tom_Joad posted... </cite><quote>You should watch the German marshmellow cake (named: Dickmanns) commercials.They REALLY lean into the English meaning of the name.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AAfQqfAAEVG_.jpg</quote>Looks like bullets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys_Monster 04/01/23 5:17:52 PM #29:	You honestly couldn't tell it was a parody when the sister showed up and started spouting those lines? --- Ryzen 3700X \| ASUS RTX 3070 8GB \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys_Monster posted [p:972566953] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>You honestly couldn't tell it was a parody when the sister showed up and started spouting those lines?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom_Joad 04/02/23 8:38:03 PM #31:	Jokeaccountinc posted... Looks like bullets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WHkGt9rQg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmr_qlVTDM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3SShtQxNY --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:972593706] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Jokeaccountinc posted... </cite><quote>Looks like bullets</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WHkGt9rQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmr_qlVTDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3SShtQxNY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 04/02/23 8:39:37 PM #32:	^pfft... because men can't enjoy dicks too, right? --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:972593746] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>^pfft... because men can't enjoy dicks too, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jokeaccountinc 04/04/23 8:15:10 PM #33:	Tom_Joad posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WHkGt9rQg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmr_qlVTDM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3SShtQxNY lol --- Welcome to our organization. <cite>Jokeaccountinc posted [p:972641465] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Tom_Joad posted... </cite><quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WHkGt9rQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmr_qlVTDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In3SShtQxNY</quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/04/23 8:32:59 PM #34:	Zikten posted... I can't tell if it's real or a parody The voice alone makes it way too obvious that it's a parody. He sounds like a young guy trying to sound like an older guy. --- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:972641824] in An old Mas... [t:80393280]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>I can't tell if it's real or a parody</quote>The voice alone makes it way too obvious that it's a parody. He sounds like a young guy trying to sound like an older guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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