Current Events > Alt Right Chris Rock calls lawmakers 'stupid' for wanting Trump arrested

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BlueTigerLion
03/20/23 2:02:14 PM
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https://nypost.com/2023/03/20/chris-rock-calls-lawmakers-stupid-for-wanting-trump-arrested/

Chris Rock joked that former President Donald Trump was romantic for allegedly paying off porn star Stormy Daniels while calling lawmakers stupid for wanting him arrested, warning it will only inflate his popularity. The 58-year-old funnyman addressed the expected arrest as he helped honor Adam Sandler at the Mark Twain Prize late Sunday directly addressing lawmakers in the audience, including Nancy Pelosi. Are you guys really going to arrest Trump? Rock asked the crowd, according to the Daily Mail, which noted that several officials from the Biden administration were in the Kennedy Center crowd. Do you know this is only going to make him more popular. Its like arresting Tupac Shakur, he quipped of the late rapper.

Hes just gonna sell more records. Are you stupid? he asked to a roar of laughter, according to the outlet. Rock also poked fun at the expected charges over Trump, 76, allegedly paying hush money to Stormy Daniels to try to kill her affair claims in the run-up to the 2016 election. He joked that the future president fucked a porn star and paid off someone so his wife couldnt find out. Thats romantic, Rock joked, according to the outlet. Weve all been cheated on. Dont you wish that the person that cheated on you paid off somebody so you wouldnt find out? he asked.

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A_Good_Boy
03/20/23 2:03:42 PM
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What a ridiculous take, somebody needs to smack some sense into this man.

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LeCh0nk
03/20/23 2:04:10 PM
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Anybody got Will Smith on speed dial?

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masterpug53
03/20/23 2:06:25 PM
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I was recently made aware that some people see Rock's comedy stylings as, uh, uncomfortably appeasing to the establishment, to put it politely. This certainly doesn't disprove that theory.

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Letron_James
03/20/23 2:08:26 PM
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Rock has always been a sellout. Which is squarely why I didn't care if he got slapped on live tv. Dude deserved it

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McMarbles
03/20/23 2:09:09 PM
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Will Smith did nothing wrong.

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/20/23 2:09:50 PM
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Will Smith did nothing wrong.

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MaxEffingBemis
03/20/23 2:10:48 PM
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Further example of why he sucks. Why is he even commenting on this

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bigblu89
03/20/23 2:11:06 PM
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So what's the bad part? That he said it, or that he's probably right?

There was a lot of "never Hillary" Trump supporters that soured on him over the years. I feel this may bring some of them back.

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Smashingpmkns
03/20/23 2:13:25 PM
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Don't see the big deal cuz they're not gonna arrest him anyways.

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AloneIBreak
03/20/23 2:15:39 PM
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He may or may not be right that arresting Trump will increase his popularity, but they cant just not arrest him if he broke the law, can they?

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GregsMedley
03/20/23 2:16:20 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
I was recently made aware that some people see Rock's comedy stylings as, uh, uncomfortably appeasing to the establishment, to put it politely. This certainly doesn't disprove that theory.

Right? That was my first thought.

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Nasty_Nitro
03/20/23 2:17:22 PM
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I was always riding with Will

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Quezovercoatl
03/20/23 2:19:02 PM
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Is Trump an "OG" now? (Obese Geriatric)
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Damn_Underscore
03/20/23 2:20:07 PM
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You can tell by the tone of what he said that he wasn't being serious. Why is CE outraged by this?

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DeroIin
03/20/23 2:20:34 PM
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Yall been riding Chris Rocks meat after the slap for no reason and acting like Will Smith was Osama bin Laden. Dont stop now

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David1988
03/20/23 2:22:16 PM
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This is worse than what Will Smith did to him!

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hockeybub89
03/20/23 2:24:25 PM
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I too think that no one should try to hold someone responsible for their crimes if it might make them more popular

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Trumble
03/20/23 2:40:44 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
You can tell by the tone of what he said that he wasn't being serious. Why is CE outraged by this?
Internet leftists have never been able to differentiate between jokes and serious comments. In fairness, internet rightists often use one as cover for the other.

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The_Korey
03/20/23 2:41:14 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
You can tell by the tone of what he said that he wasn't being serious. Why is CE outraged by this?

This. I kan't believe we're accusing a guy of being alt right for saying "Arresting Trump will raise his street kred". Not to mentiong the fact that if that statement was serious, the kontext still klearly implies he does not want Trump arrested because he does not want the positive thing to happen for Trump.

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masterpug53
03/20/23 2:46:03 PM
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"Leftists couldn't recognize a joke if it slapped them in the face." ~ CEmen who took the 'alt right' running gag in the topic title at face value

*pun intended


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Cocytus
03/20/23 2:49:22 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
What a ridiculous take, somebody needs to smack some sense into this man.
He's a sexaholic. Whenever he talks about booty, everybody's innocent to him.

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Vhagar995
03/20/23 2:50:44 PM
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Alt Right Chris Rock...?

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Damn_Underscore
03/20/23 2:50:57 PM
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lol at the people pretending they were joking around. I can see your posts. Some of them are possibly joking (it's impossible to tell if they are or not) but some of the ones that go into detail are clearly serious.

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Damn_Underscore
03/20/23 2:53:56 PM
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Yeah I know but like I said the posts that go into more detail about what they think about Chris Rock do not appear to be joking.

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BurmesePenguin
03/20/23 2:54:24 PM
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If youre honouring Adam Sandler your jokes should be equally bad and wrong
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Supersex420
03/20/23 2:54:28 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yeah, but I guess something that happened today wasn't the deal

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The_Korey
03/20/23 2:55:34 PM
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18 posts in a row just joking? Yeah, not buying the backpedal.

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Antifar
03/20/23 2:55:41 PM
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Topic's not great, but to the point at hand:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/03/trump-indictment-2024-presidential-campaign.html

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masterpug53
03/20/23 2:59:41 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
lol at the people pretending they were joking around. I can see your posts. Some of them are possibly joking (it's impossible to tell if they are or not) but some of the ones that go into detail are clearly serious.

It's oblivious that Rock was joking: he is, in fact, what is known in professional circles as a 'comedian.' The problem is that him essentially repeating what many right-wing talking heads have already said with straight faces kinda deflates the humor, especially when said talking heads will now point to him and go 'You see? You see?!' In our contemporary post-ironic world, his joke is several years behind the times (which of course is perfectly on-brand for a guy who thinks G.I. Jane is still relevant).

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cjsdowg
03/20/23 3:01:23 PM
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Chris Rock had always been horrible. Will Smith saved his career.

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cjsdowg
03/20/23 3:03:20 PM
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But with Rock it could be right. He did blame black people for getting killed by the police. And gave racist people ammo with that whole I love black people but hate..... "joke" that they love to cite.

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DKBananaSlamma
03/20/23 3:04:47 PM
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McMarbles posted...
Will Smith did nothing wrong.
No, Will Smith did a lot wrong >_> Don't lose sight of that.

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GeraldDarko
03/20/23 3:06:13 PM
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Individuals feel to empowered to have the world meet their expectations. Don't hit somone over a joke, unless I am offended, then swing away. The joke, the slap -- people are too invested in this drama.

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WhisperWolf2005
03/20/23 3:10:21 PM
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Who is calling him alt-right?? Lmfao
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creativerealms
03/20/23 3:10:49 PM
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Sounds less alt-right and more that he wouldn't want to be arrested for cheating on his wife with a porn star, aka rich people problems.

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BignutzisBack
03/20/23 3:12:31 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
You can tell by the tone of what he said that he wasn't being serious. Why is CE outraged by this?



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pauIie
03/20/23 3:37:41 PM
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chris rock has been sus. maybe some people are just finding out.

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mario2000
03/20/23 3:39:43 PM
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He needs another slap across the face.

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Jagr_68
03/20/23 3:39:44 PM
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So much whooooosh ITT you'd think a 2 ton man died while partying.

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andel
03/20/23 3:40:23 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Chris Rock had always been horrible. Will Smith saved his career.

he was hosting the oscars, i think his career was and will be fine even if he is dumb

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cjsdowg
03/20/23 3:43:33 PM
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andel posted...


he was hosting the oscars, i think his career was and will be fine even if he is dumb

But he wasn't the host. Amy Shoemer (sp), Wanda Skyes and another lady was the host. He was just there for a bit. ( if I am not mistaken.)

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