Current Events > Tom Cruise is in "Complete Awe" at The Flash

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Tyranthraxus
03/19/23 10:34:58 AM
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He had a private screening at home.

https://www.koimoi.com/hollywood-news/the-flash-tom-cruise-is-
in-complete-awe-of-the-upcoming-dcu-film-reviews-it-by-saying-this-
is-the-kind-of-movie-we-need-now/

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https://bit.ly/42qcw0g

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Ratchetrockon
03/19/23 10:36:28 AM
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Maybe the Flash reminds him of xenu

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Tyranthraxus
03/19/23 10:37:27 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Maybe the Flash resembles xenu
I don't really believe Tom Cruise LITERALLY believes in Xenu. That shit is all just theater to manage a cult of people who are actually dumb enough to believe it.

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refmon
03/19/23 10:42:58 AM
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top gun was dogshit so I don't know if I can trust Tom here

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Tyranthraxus
03/19/23 10:43:46 AM
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refmon posted...
top gun was dogshit so I don't know if I can trust Tom here
I haven't seen the movie and never will but just know that you're in a pretty extreme minority with that opinion here. Almost everyone who watched the movie loved it.

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Supersex420
03/19/23 10:45:11 AM
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Ezra Miller needs a W, can't handle anymore Ls

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TheSavageDragon
03/19/23 10:46:00 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
He had a private screening at home

Now I know why he's praising it
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BurmesePenguin
03/19/23 11:09:56 AM
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Remember when Tom Cruise unprovoked decided to shit on Brooke Shields for taking happy drugs to help with her postpartum depression because his batshit religion says drugs are bad mkay?
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radical_rhino
03/19/23 11:13:10 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I haven't seen the movie and never will but just know that you're in a pretty extreme minority with that opinion here. Almost everyone who watched the movie loved it.
It was Michael Bay-esque patriotic bullshit with a plot consisting entirely of worn-out tropes.

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Tyranthraxus
03/19/23 11:15:35 AM
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BurmesePenguin posted...
Remember when Tom Cruise unprovoked decided to shit on Brooke Shields for taking happy drugs to help with her postpartum depression because his batshit religion says drugs are bad mkay?
No but that's probably not even a 1 on the scale of awful shit he's done because of his religion.

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Supersex420
03/20/23 4:31:56 AM
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Zod? Does Flash even fight Zod?

Time travel plot? Yeah go back and reset this whole mess

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Bloodmoon77
03/20/23 4:42:47 AM
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refmon posted...
top gun was dogshit so I don't know if I can trust Tom here
Bad take

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