Current Events > An assailant has broken into your home, what is your primary and backup weapon?

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What weapon do you grab when shit hits the fan?

I have a bottle of hot sauce.

Fists of fury unless I can make a mad dash to the kitchen where I grab a knife

A sharp metal pipe or a two by four

Rubber fist at the end of a stick

Immediately flee. They can have stuff if they want it that bad.

Primary: Mossberg 500 loaded with 00 buckshot
Secondary: Ruger SR40c loaded with jacketed hollow points

Knife and hammer

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Depends on what room I'm in.
Primary will be some sort of firearm, secondary some sort of super sharp bladed weapon.

Glock 17.
Secondary, AR15 if it's looking particularly bad.

Boobie traps.

9mm Browning Hi Power
12 gauge if I can get to it (It's in safe). If not baseball bat.

Kitchen knives

My fucking fists!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1YVjQQAcns

First: https://imgur.com/gallery/JhbaSgo
second: https://imgur.com/gallery/EWFzV

The implement. It's a bar of steel with teeth cut into it and hardened. I made it back in high school shop class

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Well my bed is right next to a second story window with a slanted roof immediately under it.

I guess as soon as I hear breaking glass I snatch my phone, roll over out the window and try to land on top of my car or something lol

Octans posted...

Boobie traps.

its actually illegal to do this, which is pretty dumb.

like you cant have a board of nails sitting right inside your windows

BignutzisBack posted...

What weapon do you grab when shit hits the fan?

A couple 10 pound weights.

All my firearms are locked up in my safes. So, machete or baseball bat, I guess, if I needed something immediately.

I'm havin' long conversations with Mr. Millimeter
He's one of my best friends, bitch-ass ***** eater

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This right here.
And this right here.

Knife and a second knife, most likely.

I'll tell my pitbull to maul him

Dakimakura posted...

Immediately flee. They can have stuff if they want it that bad.

This. Take the baby and tell the wife to start running out the backyard

I have a Ruger SR9C loaded.

I also have a shotgun which is not currently loaded.

Well it's Run, Hide, Fight. So assuming the first two options are out... I have some dumbbells with metal plates. Could inflict some damage in a pinch.

My Glock 17 is my primary home defense weapon. I also have AR-15s, but they had to be modified with magazine locks. I don't want to deal with that if I'm half asleep. It's needless complication.

I'm all the weapon I need.

HK VP9, With a backup fixed blade Buck knife.

Chanclas

I have a kukuri under my bed for primary.

There are several knives throughout the house for my secondary.

lww99 posted...

its actually illegal to do this, which is pretty dumb.

like you cant have a board of nails sitting right inside your windows

I'd imagine emergency responders don't enjoy playing the bandits from Home Alone every time they get called in

The family dog is a giant goofball and also the primary weapon. The breed is called Tornjak and is a type of sheep dog. They fight wolves in the mountains. Well, 'fight' - a Tornjak can and has murdered a pack of wolves on many occasions. It can maul a human faster than you can say pitbull.

The backup weapon is a hammer or a knife.