Poll of the Day > I went to a skimpy sports bar today

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MrMelodramatic
03/12/23 4:14:08 PM
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A&M was playing Alabama in the SEC championship game today (rip) so I decided to go see it at a sports bar. I just moved into town six weeks ago so Im not too familiar with everywhere, so I chose a bar with good reviews. Turned out to be a scantily clad lady bar <_< I thought about leaving but the game was starting so I just decided to stay and not pay any attention.

I did ok but everyone was in lingerie and did the whole lean over so you can look at my tits thing when taking your order and all. I felt so awkward being there alone. I tried my absolute hardest not to stare but holy cow these women were leaving very little to the imagination. I admittedly was looking at one persons butt too intensely because she suddenly turned around and caught me. She smiled but I felt like such a creepo.

Who are these bars targeting? Like I cant imagine picking a place to drink just bc you can stare at someones ass. Its not like theyre going to fuck your. And you look like a total goober in ogling these women who are just trying to work. Even with friends, is like, okay now me and my bffs r horny. Now what???

<_< do you like these kinds of bars/restaurants? Why? Why not? Do you think my noticeable uncomfortableness made my waitress feel bad? did the lady whos bottom I looked at think I was a major creep? Was I a major creep? What is the etiquette here? So. Many. Questions.

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wpot
03/12/23 4:41:04 PM
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Yeah, I don't really get it myself. Never been to one. Wouldn't go with friends, wouldn't go myself. I assume the idea is that you go with a group to prove to each other what starchy, virile young bros you all are by admiring the waitresses. I assume it works if you're into bro culture.

As for etiquette, I would assume the game is that they try to get you to look and you try not to let them catch you staring. If they catch you you have to pretend you weren't staring and you're a creep if you don't. The waitresses either like being the center of attention or have disdain for everyone there on principle. Or both.

I feel like I should go to one sometime just to get my dude badge...but that's not gonna happen for many reasons, not the least of which being I don't really want to.

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OtakuD50
03/12/23 5:14:54 PM
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Had a similar experience when I went to a Twin Peaks just looking for a place to eat. Definitely had a delayed reaction to the pun once I noticed the servers. I'm not really judgmental about that kind of thing, but I definitely don't get it. I presume the tips are better than other places.

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SoreChasm
03/12/23 6:42:07 PM
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Texas Ass & Mammaries

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Sufferedphoneix
03/12/23 6:53:28 PM
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Never been to one. Never been to a strip club either.

Maybe one day I will but its very low on my bucket list.

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Yellow
03/12/23 7:03:57 PM
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Idk could be fun.

But I get what you're saying, I assume everyone in there is trying to hide a boner
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Ranzoh
03/12/23 7:48:22 PM
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I've been to just a few strip clubs, lounges, and clubs back then but I'm no regular. One of them at the bachelor's party after a wedding. It was alright, I felt like I was forcing my buddies I met at church I grew up at to invite me. Yes believe it or not that's where I met them since we were of college age anyway, most of them graduated a few years ago while I was still in midst of finding what to do with my own degree.

Anyway, yeah, it's probably hard to get a boner if you're getting a lapdance in front of everybody. My friends paid $20 for one, and the stripper asked if I enjoyed it and I was like redfaced, I was like yeah. I should've said this is my first time can you tell, just to strike small chitchat. And then another stripper who was a redhead asked if I wanted a private dance. Should've taken my friend's advice when he saw that a red-headed stripper was asking me for a private lapdance. But the whole group told me not to say yes to those strippers that ask cause it'll cost you money.

I had the money too, dang it, I may have regret it, cause what if it could've been something more? It's legal there too. Just kidding. For more cringy stories like this one, I will not follow the advice of T-Pain and fall in love with a stripper. Just can't get a stripper to fall in love with one person sorry. But some people live the lifestyle, I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm not one of them. Sorry not trying to make you guys look bad or whatever. You do you.

Anyway, I missed the times when I was skating and they would try to hit on random girls, ones that don't seem to have bfs. Like we were just skating to the mall one day and visited a Halloween store with all these masks. We would wear random masks and try to do our own impersonations and our Mexican friend would wear a blonde girl mask, and he ran up to us and put his arms around us and said something about doing some girly stuff like I forget. I forget, anyway, got a couple laughs from the female clerk at the store. She was probably digging my Mexican friend, lol.

I'm not a natural though, so I tend to shy from it. But has anyone been in a relationship? I've had a fling with a mixed black hispanic chick in middle school, this was when people jokingly thought I was a gangster, one of my friend's parents thought I really was, or a bad influence. This was before my skating days when I wore brands like Jnco which skaters thought were for posers here in CA. Anyway it didn't go any further than an innocent fling.

Later on in my life, my Korean friend tried to hook my freshman highschool self with a 7th grader! Which I thought was like, whoa she looked and IS way too young when we met up. But I was too self-conscious bout me odor, you know how that goes, puberty and exercising daily, anyway. Plus I had a fling with a Korean girl at our church at the time, so I didn't want to complicate things. I thought I put relationships til later but...anyway I try when I was with my Korean friends, skate/bmx buddies or not, at our church or with my friend's neigbhor.
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Metalsonic66
03/12/23 8:05:34 PM
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They know exactly what they're doing

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MrMelodramatic
03/12/23 9:00:26 PM
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Ranzoh posted...
I've been to just a few strip clubs, lounges, and clubs back then but I'm no regular. One of them at the bachelor's party after a wedding. It was alright, I felt like I was forcing my buddies I met at church I grew up at to invite me. Yes believe it or not that's where I met them since we were of college age anyway, most of them graduated a few years ago while I was still in midst of finding what to do with my own degree.

Anyway, yeah, it's probably hard to get a boner if you're getting a lapdance in front of everybody. My friends paid $20 for one, and the stripper asked if I enjoyed it and I was like redfaced, I was like yeah. I should've said this is my first time can you tell, just to strike small chitchat. And then another stripper who was a redhead asked if I wanted a private dance. Should've taken my friend's advice when he saw that a red-headed stripper was asking me for a private lapdance. But the whole group told me not to say yes to those strippers that ask cause it'll cost you money.

I had the money too, dang it, I may have regret it, cause what if it could've been something more? It's legal there too. Just kidding. For more cringy stories like this one, I will not follow the advice of T-Pain and fall in love with a stripper. Just can't get a stripper to fall in love with one person sorry. But some people live the lifestyle, I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm not one of them. Sorry not trying to make you guys look bad or whatever. You do you.

Anyway, I missed the times when I was skating and they would try to hit on random girls, ones that don't seem to have bfs. Like we were just skating to the mall one day and visited a Halloween store with all these masks. We would wear random masks and try to do our own impersonations and our Mexican friend would wear a blonde girl mask, and he ran up to us and put his arms around us and said something about doing some girly stuff like I forget. I forget, anyway, got a couple laughs from the female clerk at the store. She was probably digging my Mexican friend, lol.

I'm not a natural though, so I tend to shy from it. But has anyone been in a relationship? I've had a fling with a mixed black hispanic chick in middle school, this was when people jokingly thought I was a gangster, one of my friend's parents thought I really was, or a bad influence. This was before my skating days when I wore brands like Jnco which skaters thought were for posers here in CA. Anyway it didn't go any further than an innocent fling.

Later on in my life, my Korean friend tried to hook my freshman highschool self with a 7th grader! Which I thought was like, whoa she looked and IS way too young when we met up. But I was too self-conscious bout me odor, you know how that goes, puberty and exercising daily, anyway. Plus I had a fling with a Korean girl at our church at the time, so I didn't want to complicate things. I thought I put relationships til later but...anyway I try when I was with my Korean friends, skate/bmx buddies or not, at our church or with my friend's neigbhor.
10/10
is this wolfy

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Cacciato
03/12/23 9:04:52 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
10/10
is this wolfy
Lmao
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wolfy42
03/12/23 9:22:19 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Lmao


lol, nope not me.

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BigOlePappy
03/13/23 7:11:25 PM
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TAMU sucks

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MrMelodramatic
03/13/23 8:57:16 PM
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BigOlePappy posted...
TAMU sucks
U suck

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ParanoidObsessive
03/14/23 12:14:23 AM
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The social awkwardness in this topic is off the charts.

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keyblader1985
03/14/23 12:58:25 AM
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It's for people who think they're "alpha." That and the Bill Dauterive type.

I just don't think I could enjoy a place like that at all. The eye candy would wear off after a few minutes leaving nothing but intense shame.

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