Current Events > *lets loose a massive juicy fart*

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Return fire!

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You'll suck that whole fart right back up inside your poop chute right this instant if you know what's good for you.

Thats what happens when you put your finger in it

R1masher posted...

Thats what happens when you put your finger in it

i call it stirring the soup

*Lights match*
*Flicks it across the room with surgical accuracy into TC's gas spewing dirty donut*
*Turns around and puts on sunglasses*
*Slow mo walk away from explosion*

juicy farts make your underpants wet fam.

Disengaged posted...

*Lights match*
*Flicks it across the room with surgical accuracy into TC's gas spewing dirty donut*
*Turns around and puts on sunglasses*
*Slow mo walk away from explosion*

You forgot the clever quip before the "YEEEEEEEAAAAAH!"

Not even kidding, the topic title literally describes the two seconds I had before reading it.

Also, when I took a shower this morning, I farted as the water was streaming over my butt. It made really satisfyingly bubbly sound, like I was making soup.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting thatthat little gust my dear.you caught me off guardyesso gentle it was thoughhmmmmlet me taste this little onejust one small sniff..sniffah.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffand yetso strongyesthe odor.sniff sniffhmmm.is that.sniff.hmmm.I can almost taste it my dear..yes.justsniff.a little whiff more if you please..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffah yes I have it now.yes quite.hhhhmmmmdelectable my dear..quite exquisite yes..I dare saysniff.the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff.yes.