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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:16:46 PM
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There are fucking spiders in the forest. But according to canon there should be no spiders in the forest.

My rage is unlimited and the game is ruined, cancel it.

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HylianFox
01/18/23 3:17:41 PM
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Why couldn't it be "Follow the butterflies"?

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Irony
01/18/23 3:17:52 PM
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I remember spiders in the forest unless there's a joke I'm missing


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Prestoff
01/18/23 3:18:09 PM
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From looking at the topics here on CE that consistently reach +300 posts, you're not the only one pissed about it... for different reasons.

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TaylorHeinicke
01/18/23 3:18:55 PM
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i thought there were spiders in the forest in chamber of secrets

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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:20:05 PM
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Irony posted...
I remember spiders in the forest unless there's a joke I'm missing

TaylorHeinicke posted...
i thought there were spiders in the forest in chamber of secrets
The spiders were initially released there by Hagrid. CoS mentiones that he lost his wand after bringing one into the school, he released it into the forest and later released a mate for it. This game is set ages before that.

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rexcrk
01/18/23 3:20:09 PM
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SenlinDescends posted...
There are fucking spiders in the forest. But according to canon there should be no spiders in the forest.

My rage is unlimited and the game is ruined, cancel it.


Can honestly never tell if people are serious these days, but do you not remember Chamber of Secrets?


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littlebro07
01/18/23 3:20:15 PM
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Irony posted...
I remember spiders in the forest unless there's a joke I'm missing

TaylorHeinicke posted...
i thought there were spiders in the forest in chamber of secrets

The spiders are only there because of Aragog, Hagrid's pet giant spider that fled the castle into the forest which takes place like 70 years after the game does IIRC

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s0nicfan
01/18/23 3:21:17 PM
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RIP man Hogwarts.

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HylianFox
01/18/23 3:22:03 PM
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Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:23:03 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
I'd make a joke about putting spiders up their butthole but mods might take it seriously.

Also I don't want the spiders to get bored.

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Sariana21
01/18/23 3:23:07 PM
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But does the series ever say there were no other spiders in the forest prior to Aragog?

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TendoDRM
01/18/23 3:23:35 PM
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Maybe there were spiders back then that died out, then Hagrid reintroduced them.

Also who cares?

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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:24:25 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
But does the series ever say there were no other spiders in the forest prior to Aragog?
Yes, though I can't remember where. Essentially, all the spiders there are descended from Aragog and his mate.

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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:24:39 PM
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TendoDRM posted...
Also who cares?
Do not question the nerd rage

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Doe
01/18/23 3:25:57 PM
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It's kinda fucked up Hagrid kept a sentient talking being as a pet

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HylianFox
01/18/23 3:26:32 PM
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SenlinDescends posted...
The spiders were initially released there by Hagrid. CoS mentiones that he lost his wand after bringing one into the school, he released it into the forest and later released a mate for it. This game is set ages before that.

I just assumed Aragog had mated with another spider that was already living there.

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Irony
01/18/23 3:26:35 PM
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I mean Ron had a short fat guy as one


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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:26:40 PM
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Doe posted...
It's kinda fucked up Hagrid kept a sentient talking being as a pet
I'm imagining "pet" is a pretty loose term, the thing probably had way more freedom than it should've.

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HylianFox
01/18/23 3:28:08 PM
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Doe posted...
It's kinda fucked up Hagrid kept a sentient talking being as a pet

IIRC Aragog can only speak English because Hagrid taught it.
Acromantulas are still considered intelligent, regardless...

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AllHeDoesIsWin
01/18/23 3:28:21 PM
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Just wait until you hit the spider genocide quest near the end of the game and then you'll feel really stupid for making this topic.
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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:28:34 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I just assumed Aragog had mated with another spider that was already living there.
Nope, his wife Mosag was also brought by Hagrid. Because of course it was.

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SenlinDescends
01/18/23 3:29:03 PM
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AllHeDoesIsWin posted...
Just wait until you hit the spider genocide quest near the end of the game and then you'll feel really stupid for making this topic.
Lets be honest I'm going to be feeling stupid no matter what

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HylianFox
01/18/23 3:29:05 PM
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SenlinDescends posted...
Nope, his wife Mosag was also brought by Hagrid. Because of course it was.

That's right, it even had a name.

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Questionmarktarius
01/18/23 3:30:34 PM
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TendoDRM
01/18/23 3:35:01 PM
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AllHeDoesIsWin posted...
Just wait until you hit the spider genocide quest near the end of the game and then you'll feel really stupid for making this topic.

Lol now there'll be a DLC quest to fix this plothole TC found.

$10 of course.

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Punished_Blinx
01/18/23 3:40:16 PM
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Wait until you see the tits they added on Aragog.

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VampireCoyote
01/18/23 3:41:02 PM
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Spiders are everywhere, deal with it

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SenlinDescends
01/19/23 7:19:56 AM
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VampireCoyote posted...
Spiders are everywhere, deal with it
But they weren't in the forest before!

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