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Smackems
12/31/22 12:32:03 AM
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First off unpatched the game crashed on me every 5 minutes no exaggeration

The first gun is called a hand CANNON but it takes 6+ shots to kill a pissant

Said pissant can slap your arm 3 times and your arm comes off


And maybe the BIGGEST problem... There's no way to see which way the objective is. So you just have to guess which way leads to the main objective, and that really fucks exploration since you don't know which way will lock you out

How the FUCK did the makers of Dead Space fuck that last one up???

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Smackems
12/31/22 2:41:53 PM
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Beginning to think the game ain't very good

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Stench_of_Death
12/31/22 2:48:06 PM
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The lack of a map or objective marker was my biggest issue. I liked everything else.

I need a map in my games these days. I take too many breaks for beer, piss, CE, etc. When I get back to the game I need a map to remind me where the fuck I'm going.
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Smackems
12/31/22 2:56:00 PM
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Stench_of_Death posted...
The lack of a map or objective marker was my biggest issue. I liked everything else.

I need a map in my games these days. I take too many breaks for beer, piss, CE, etc. When I get back to the game I need a map to remind me where the fuck I'm going.
I would just like to know where the hell is safe to explore. I ain't gotta have a map, just give me SOMETHING saying "you're SUPPOSED to go this way"

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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/31/22 2:57:43 PM
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guns seem useless and they really want you to use the melee system

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Irony
12/31/22 2:58:32 PM
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This game is at least of equal quality to the original Dead Space

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CyricZ
12/31/22 2:59:43 PM
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lol wut

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Gobstoppers12
12/31/22 3:23:27 PM
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I watched a stream for like 15 minutes when it first released, and the combat looked insanely boring.

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TomClark
12/31/22 3:25:21 PM
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I'm not very far in (just reached the SHU), but I'm really enjoying it. Honestly, it hadn't even registered with me that there are no objective markers, I've just been going with it.

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Smackems
12/31/22 4:24:09 PM
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TomClark posted...
I'm not very far in (just reached the SHU), but I'm really enjoying it. Honestly, it hadn't even registered with me that there are no objective markers, I've just been going with it.
I'm just gonna stop giving a shit about exploring and if it happens it happens

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Savoots
12/31/22 4:26:04 PM
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That motherfucking gamed pissed me the fuck off too!

Other than the constant crashes, the gameplay is boring as fuck and the story seems like is was written by a dumb motherfucker too.

Why would they even come out with this shit?

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DrizztLink
12/31/22 4:31:17 PM
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Smackems posted...
And maybe the BIGGEST problem... There's no way to see which way the objective is. So you just have to guess which way leads to the main objective
Isn't the game basically one hallway regardless?

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MarcoRubio
12/31/22 4:40:02 PM
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Smackems posted...
Beginning to think the game ain't very good

It's not very good unfortunately :(

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Smackems
12/31/22 4:41:38 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Isn't the game basically one hallway regardless?
With a bunch of other hallways thrown in

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Flauros
12/31/22 4:41:45 PM
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Im gonna wait until Dead Space remake comes out. Then Callisto will probably get a HUGE price cut to get some competing sales.

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apolloooo
12/31/22 4:43:01 PM
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Just play signalis

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Imit8m3
12/31/22 4:49:26 PM
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Another game that's broken at release. Why am I not surprised.

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Smackems
12/31/22 4:58:02 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Just play signalis
Idk what that is

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apolloooo
12/31/22 5:12:20 PM
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https://youtu.be/xfi7ivjXD3Y

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Smackems
12/31/22 5:18:18 PM
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Oh

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Evthean
12/31/22 5:23:51 PM
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i liked the game a lot tbh

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Smackems
12/31/22 5:33:50 PM
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I put it on easy mode after I made this topic and hope that'll make it better

I didn't even complain about the other stuff yet. Generic environments and enemies, listening to very insignificant voice tape things in menu, etc

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Cheetaluv
12/31/22 5:35:07 PM
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All this makes me sad to hear, I might have to wait until the games goes on a discount.

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Jagr_68
12/31/22 5:44:24 PM
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Smackems posted...
And maybe the BIGGEST problem... There's no way to see which way the objective is. So you just have to guess which way leads to the main objective, and that really fucks exploration since you don't know which way will lock you out

So basically like Zelda, Elden Ring, Bloodborne Metroid, Doom, Hollow Knight, Resident Evil 1, Resident Evil 2, The Last of Us, Turok 1 & 2...

And then gamers complain about too much handholding in God of War and everything else these days.

awaiting incoming flames

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Savoots
12/31/22 5:46:51 PM
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Smackems posted...


I didn't even complain about the other stuff yet. Generic environments and enemies, listening to very insignificant voice tape things in menu, etc

This one of the things I hated about the motherfucking game.

Listening to those annoying ass tapes, it's like they didn't give a fuck about making anything interesting.

Boring ass motherfucking game.

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Savoots
12/31/22 5:47:25 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
So basically like Zelda, Elden Ring, Bloodborne Metroid, Doom, Hollow Knight, Resident Evil 1, Resident Evil 2, The Last of Us, Turok 1 & 2...

And then gamers complain about too much handholding in God of War and everything else these days.

awaiting incoming flames

Shut the fuck up.

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Jagr_68
12/31/22 5:50:39 PM
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Savoots posted...
Shut the fuck up.

no u

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Smackems
12/31/22 6:46:58 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
So basically like Zelda, Elden Ring, Bloodborne Metroid, Doom, Hollow Knight, Resident Evil 1, Resident Evil 2, The Last of Us, Turok 1 & 2...

And then gamers complain about too much handholding in God of War and everything else these days.

awaiting incoming flames
You missed the dead space part

Also it's 2022. Dead Space did this shit in 08

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/31/22 6:48:10 PM
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Yeah I heard Signalis is good

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Axiom
12/31/22 6:48:23 PM
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You bought a bad game. That's on you
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Smackems
12/31/22 6:49:32 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Yeah I heard Signalis is good
I was looking for something to showcase the POWER of muh new PS5

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CoolMaskGuy
12/31/22 6:50:19 PM
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I liked the game, personally. And I don't think I ever got locked out from any paths, I felt I was able to explore as much as I wanted more or less.
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Smackems
12/31/22 7:30:21 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
I liked the game, personally. And I don't think I ever got locked out from any paths, I felt I was able to explore as much as I wanted more or less.
A good 20% of my time so far has been turning back wondering if the other path leads me to the story or the goodies

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Spiritlittle
12/31/22 7:41:41 PM
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It's just a bad game.

Hallway simulator action beat 'em up disguised as a horror game.
No puzzles.
Awful combat.
Bad story.
Boring characters.

The only thing the game has going for it is its graphics and style. That's it.

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Smackems
12/31/22 10:45:01 PM
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Spiritlittle posted...
It's just a bad game.

Hallway simulator action beat 'em up disguised as a horror game.
No puzzles.
Awful combat.
Bad story.
Boring characters.

The only thing the game has going for it is its graphics and style. That's it.
I'm not seeing any style and the graphics... Well I assume they'd be better if I wasn't looking at grey and brown the whole time

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