Poll of the Day > im an idiot

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DirtBasedSoap
12/29/22 1:45:23 PM
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i did something really dumb

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Far-Queue
12/29/22 1:48:07 PM
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We all do bud don't be too hard on yourself when you can be too hard in someone else instead

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faramir77
12/29/22 1:58:52 PM
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Whenever I make a mistake, I just think of the official who accidentally sent out an emergency "imminent missile strike" notice to everyone's phones in Hawaii a few years back, leading millions of people to believe they were minutes away from death.

I have never, and will never, fuck up something that bad.

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WorstOfAll
12/29/22 2:02:34 PM
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I do fucked up shit all the time. Just don't worry about it. In 100 years nobody's gonna be alive to care or remember.

Probably less.
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VampireCoyote
12/29/22 2:05:02 PM
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pfft I do that every day

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Lokarin
12/29/22 2:40:09 PM
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I'm very smart... so I feel terrible that I dumb so often

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Muscles
12/29/22 2:54:49 PM
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WorstOfAll posted...
I do fucked up shit all the time. Just don't worry about it. In 100 years nobody's gonna be alive to care or remember.

Probably less.
Take away the serial killer vibes and this is actually good advice

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wolfy42
12/29/22 2:58:04 PM
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I parked my car for a year thinking I was locking it, and was only locking the drivers side door.

We all do dumb things, sometimes bad things happen because of it. Not much we can do but just deal with the consequences.

You are who you are, you make mistakes, we all do. Just focus on the good things as much as possible and when bad things happen, try to put them behind you as fast as possible, learn from them if possible first, but don't let it ruin your day/week/month or even your year:)


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WorstOfAll
12/29/22 3:05:24 PM
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Muscles posted...
Take away the serial killer vibes and this is actually good advice

Damn Muscles.... I do have feelings, ya know?

That was optimistic nihilism at its finest, which is the best I can fucking muster right now. How do I come across as a serial killer? I could never kill someone. I am only interested in inflicting emotional pain.
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wolfy42
12/29/22 3:11:01 PM
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WorstOfAll posted...
Damn Muscles.... I do have feelings, ya know?

That was optimistic nihilism at its finest, which is the best I can fucking muster right now. How do I come across as a serial killer? I could never kill someone. I am only interested in inflicting emotional pain.


Feelings.....of a most peculiar nature?!!?


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BlackJackCat
12/29/22 3:34:20 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Whenever I make a mistake, I just think of the official who accidentally sent out an emergency "imminent missile strike" notice to everyone's phones in Hawaii a few years back, leading millions of people to believe they were minutes away from death.

I have never, and will never, fuck up something that bad.

Didn't people also like admit to doing fucked up shit in those few moments because of that?

Dude potentially ruined families and lives with that loll

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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
12/29/22 6:35:37 PM
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faramir77 posted...
Whenever I make a mistake, I just think of the official who accidentally sent out an emergency "imminent missile strike" notice to everyone's phones in Hawaii a few years back, leading millions of people to believe they were minutes away from death.

I have never, and will never, fuck up something that bad.

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DirtBasedSoap
12/30/22 3:09:26 PM
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i charged my phone on a government issued computer

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Muscles
12/30/22 11:35:23 PM
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WorstOfAll posted...
Damn Muscles.... I do have feelings, ya know?

That was optimistic nihilism at its finest, which is the best I can fucking muster right now. How do I come across as a serial killer? I could never kill someone. I am only interested in inflicting emotional pain.
All you had to do was not post the first sentence of that post

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FellWolf
12/31/22 12:00:57 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i charged my phone on a government issued computer

Oof

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CashPrizes
12/31/22 12:47:30 AM
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Whenever I do something embarrassing, and beat myself up over it, I just try to rationalize that no one else is remembering the incident or thinking about it.

I guess if you broke a law or a work rule that requires corrective action it is different tho.

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fishy071
12/31/22 1:00:44 AM
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I doubt it. I say dumb things all the time.

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VampireCoyote
12/31/22 1:14:41 AM
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Maybe it will be ok

are you worried about them knowing you look at butt looker dot com dot butt looker

all day long

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Yellow
12/31/22 7:30:11 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i charged my phone on a government issued computer
They already know everything anyway

They have a full copy of your history and every message you've ever sent, every username you're associated with in their databases probably

Snowden didn't get exiled for funsies
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Muscles
12/31/22 11:37:42 AM
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Yellow posted...
They already know everything anyway

They have a full copy of your history and every message you've ever sent, every username you're associated with in their databases probably

Snowden didn't get exiled for funsies
While that is true it's probably lost somewhere due to government incompetence

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