Poll of the Day > Top 5 worst Christmas songs

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BADoglick
12/21/22 11:22:19 PM
#1:


1. So this is Christmas, John Lennon
2. Simply having a wonderful Christmas time, Paul McCartney
3. Do they know it's Christmas, Band Aid
4. Christmas shoes, idk but they suck
5. Last Christmas, Wham

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MrMelodramatic
12/21/22 11:27:33 PM
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1, 2, and 5 are all great Christmas songs

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FrozenBananas
12/21/22 11:30:52 PM
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Dominic the donkey

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KJ_StErOiDs
12/22/22 12:12:35 AM
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No 5 specific songs; just anything sung by pop singers over the last 50 years. I really only like choral and instrumental Christmas music, with a few exceptions.

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Conner4REAL
12/22/22 1:46:32 PM
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Every Christmas song sucks except Mr hankey the Christmas poo

they need to make krampus songs.

focus on the crime and punishment aspect of Christmas.

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GastroFan
12/22/22 3:41:28 PM
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Jingle Bells done by barking dogs (no idea who thought that up but it stinks)

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wpot
12/22/22 4:20:34 PM
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BADoglick posted...
2. Simply having a wonderful Christmas time, Paul McCartney
That's #1. I hated that one before I knew hating it was clich.

I dunno about the rest of the top 5: probably some of those uber hokey Oak Ridge Boys/etc old country tracks.

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Far-Queue
12/22/22 4:23:35 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
1, 2, and 5 are all great Christmas songs


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Ogurisama
12/22/22 4:25:28 PM
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Santa Baby (any version by anyone)
Blue Christmas (any version by anyone)
There are a few newer songs i dont know the name of, but really hate.

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wpot
12/22/22 4:36:09 PM
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^ Yes, good (bad?) choices.

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Krazy_Kirby
12/22/22 11:35:24 PM
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GastroFan posted...
Jingle Bells done by barking dogs (no idea who thought that up but it stinks)



not actually dogs

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toadfan64
12/23/22 1:42:39 AM
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I like all those picks, lol

Mine would be though

1 Santa Baby - any version (fucking hate this song)
2 It Was a Masked Christmas - Jimmy Fallon
3 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayla Peevey
4 Naughty or Nice - RiceGum
5 The Christmas Shoes - Newsong

Justin Bieber and Crazy Frogs Xmas songs are also awful, but they'd probably take up all the top 5 lol

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Metalsonic66
12/23/22 2:07:06 AM
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I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

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Nade_Duck
12/23/22 7:30:27 AM
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fuck mariah carey

toadfan64 posted...
1 Santa Baby - any version (fucking hate this song)
this one can die too.

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Far-Queue
12/23/22 8:16:39 AM
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Nade_Duck posted...
fuck mariah carey
Hell yeah

no joke I like her song but they do play it waaaaay too much

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SeahorseCpt89
12/23/22 9:45:10 AM
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  1. Christmas Shoes (New Song)
  2. Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Bruce Springsteen)
  3. Last Christmas (any version)
  4. Santa Baby (any version)
  5. All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey, but every version is bad, easily the most overrated Christmas song of all time)

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GastroFan
12/23/22 10:40:34 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
not actually dogs

I believe it's some 'dog choir' of actual dogs from New Jersey, but don't quote me on that. All I know is that it's really annoying.
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BeerOnTap
12/23/22 4:55:46 PM
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BADoglick posted...
1. So this is Christmas, John Lennon
2. Simply having a wonderful Christmas time, Paul McCartney
3. Do they know it's Christmas, Band Aid
4. Christmas shoes, idk but they suck
5. Last Christmas, Wham

i actually like #5. But yeah, #1 and #2 are so awful. God the Beatles were terrible.

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acesxhigh
12/23/22 5:21:09 PM
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toadfan64 posted...
3 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayla Peevey
this one is the absolute low point of humanity
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BADoglick
12/23/22 5:43:30 PM
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BeerOnTap posted...
i actually like #5. But yeah, #1 and #2 are so awful. God the Beatles were terrible.

I'm glad I'm not alone on that. I find them insufferably inane. I also find it weird how appalled people get when you say you don't like the Beatles.

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OmegaM
12/24/22 8:53:03 AM
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GastroFan posted...
Jingle Bells done by barking dogs (no idea who thought that up but it stinks)
I think that's funny. I'm not sure how often I'd want to hear it, though.
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wpot
12/24/22 9:58:00 AM
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BADoglick posted...
I'm glad I'm not alone on that. I find them insufferably inane. I also find it weird how appalled people get when you say you don't like the Beatles.
I like the Beatles. But rock bands shouldnt make Christmas songs - they sound cheesier than heck. And Wonderful Christmastime is unusually dopey even by those standards - that awkwardly pulsing synthesizer kills me.

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BADoglick
12/24/22 10:27:02 AM
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wpot posted...
I like the Beatles. But rock bands shouldnt make Christmas songs - they sound cheesier than heck. And Wonderful Christmastime is unusually dopey even by those standards - that awkwardly pulsing synthesizer kills me.

Some rock bands do great Christmas songs. The Band-Must be Christmas Tonight is really underrated. Hall and Oates Jingle Bell Rock cover is a classic. And I like Tom Petty's Christmas song.

But Paul McCartney just phoned in a crappy song. Even he knows it's dumb; the bridge of the song is literally 'dumb dumb dumb'. And John Lennon's song is just miserable

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wpot
12/24/22 10:32:54 AM
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BADoglick posted...
Some rock bands do great Christmas songs. The Band-Must be Christmas Tonight is really underrated. Hall and Oates Jingle Bell Rock cover is a classic. And I like Tom Petty's Christmas song.
Ehhhh. True rock bands are supposed to be rebellious. Christmas songs are the most un-rebellious thing ever. It's too big a gap to bridge IMO. I'm supposed to take a Christmas song seriously from John Lennon? (His sounds better than McCartney's, but it's just so conceptually jarring)

Springsteen maaaybe could have pulled it off, but my daughter refers to his Santa Claus is Comin to Town as "that song where the guy is dying" as he gasps for air the entire second half.

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BADoglick
12/24/22 11:20:10 AM
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wpot posted...
Springsteen maaaybe could have pulled it off, but my daughter refers to his Santa Claus is Comin to Town as "that song where the guy is dying" as he gasps for air the entire second half.

Lol I always thought it sounded like he was straining to pinch off a particularly sticky loaf

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Garlands_Soul
12/24/22 3:09:24 PM
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wpot posted...
Ehhhh. True rock bands are supposed to be rebellious. Christmas songs are the most un-rebellious thing ever. It's too big a gap to bridge IMO.
You can make it work still. Father Christmas by The Kinks is perfect for that. Or this one:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rf3_rg-VYvQ

It's about a kid getting a gun for Christmas and gunning down people


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wpot
12/24/22 4:13:34 PM
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^ True, that's more like it for rockers.

Albeit in more of a comedy sense than a 'this is a good Christmas song' sense.

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GGuirao13
12/26/22 11:18:37 PM
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I actually like the first two.

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TehMarioman
12/29/22 9:06:51 PM
#29:


SeahorseCpt89 posted...
1. Christmas Shoes (New Song)
2. Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Bruce Springsteen)
3. Last Christmas (any version)
4. Santa Baby (any version)
5. All I Want for Christmas is You (Mariah Carey, but every version is bad, easily the most overrated Christmas song of all time)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Springsteen is without a doubt one of the worst Christmas songs of all time

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Zareth
12/29/22 11:04:47 PM
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So this is Christmas is the worst. The chorus sounds like children being murdered.

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BlazeAndBlade
12/30/22 1:42:12 AM
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this might be the worst xmas no.1 that hit top of the pops lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU


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