Poll of the Day > Lost my virginity.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
THEGODDAMNBATMA
12/04/22 10:57:53 PM
#1:


Sex feels pretty much exactly as I assumed it does.

Also I feel pretty pathetic that it took me until I was 25 to lose it.

One thing I found interesting is how much longer you last when having sex versus masterbation.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow
12/04/22 10:59:46 PM
#2:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Also I feel pretty pathetic that it took me until I was 25 to lose it.
Just don't tell her that... yet.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
12/04/22 11:05:34 PM
#3:


Do you have a lost and found there?

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic
12/04/22 11:26:22 PM
#4:


Nothing pathetic about it at all.
congrats on the sex

---
Forever Momo; Always EPic
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain
12/04/22 11:37:01 PM
#5:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
One thing I found interesting is how much longer you last when having sex versus masterbation.

That is the one thing that seems to be a huge misconception.

"Oh, you are going to last like 5 seconds!" No, you probably aren't going to finish at all. I didn't the first few times until I got less nervous about it.

---
My bookshelf: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/152760030
Comics: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/dikitain
... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA
12/04/22 11:40:42 PM
#6:


Dikitain posted...
That is the one thing that seems to be a huge misconception.

"Oh, you are going to last like 5 seconds!" No, you probably aren't going to finish at all. I didn't the first few times until I got less nervous about it.
Yeah the very first time I ever had sex with her I made her come twice before I was even close.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34
12/05/22 1:18:40 AM
#7:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Yeah the very first time I ever had sex with her I made her come twice before I was even close.


She was faking it. No virgin is that good.

---
Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms
... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby
12/05/22 4:31:11 AM
#8:


where did you have it last? start searching there

---
Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok
12/05/22 5:29:59 AM
#9:


It'll be in the last place you'd look! Try under the couch cushions, next to the week old tuna sandwich, and the TV remote.

---
Vinek Kathas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 7:30:08 AM
#10:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
One thing I found interesting is how much longer you last when having sex versus masterbation.

You know you can control how long you last with Masturbation, right?

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 7:31:46 AM
#11:


Dikitain posted...
That is the one thing that seems to be a huge misconception.

"Oh, you are going to last like 5 seconds!" No, you probably aren't going to finish at all. I didn't the first few times until I got less nervous about it.

Is this common? For guys to not finish the first time? I dont think Ive ever heard of that

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain
12/05/22 10:04:34 AM
#12:


LinkPizza posted...
Is this common? For guys to not finish the first time? I dont think Ive ever heard of that

Combination of being nervous and masturbating too much, and yea, it happens more than you think. It is no different from getting erectile disfunction for the same reasons. Happens a ton in the porn industry because people get nervous from "performing for the camera".

---
My bookshelf: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/152760030
Comics: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/dikitain
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 10:22:49 AM
#13:


Dikitain posted...
Combination of being nervous and masturbating too much, and yea, it happens more than you think. It is no different from getting erectile disfunction for the same reasons. Happens a ton in the porn industry because people get nervous from "performing for the camera".

I understand for porn. I didnt think it happened often in real life. Like I figured it happened, but not that it was common

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mensis
12/05/22 10:27:52 AM
#14:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/9/AAfEa-AAD9HN.jpg

---
Stupid Pirate Guy
... Copied to Clipboard!
zhangliao1
12/05/22 11:38:45 AM
#15:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Also I feel pretty pathetic that it took me until I was 25 to lose it.

As a wizard i have to say you're doing fine

---
"There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo
... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985
12/05/22 11:43:06 AM
#16:


You could do a lot worse than 25.

---
Official King of PotD
You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai
... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI
12/05/22 12:31:54 PM
#17:


If you get it back your v card is going to be revoked

---
In the long run we are all dead
... Copied to Clipboard!
SilentSeph
12/05/22 1:04:40 PM
#18:


Dikitain posted...
That is the one thing that seems to be a huge misconception.

"Oh, you are going to last like 5 seconds!" No, you probably aren't going to finish at all. I didn't the first few times until I got less nervous about it.
My first time, I lasted about 30 seconds, although tbf there was a lot of foreplay involved

---
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 2:26:35 PM
#19:


For my first time (for penetrative sex), I think I lasted about an average time Dont remember too much. I remember it wasnt too short or too long, though

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok
12/05/22 2:27:46 PM
#20:


My first time was awful.

---
Vinek Kathas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcturusisnow
12/05/22 5:16:13 PM
#21:


Yellow posted...
Just don't tell her that... yet.
Should I tell her that I'm 36 and haven't lost mine yet?
... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA
12/05/22 5:24:06 PM
#22:


Revelation34 posted...
She was faking it. No virgin is that good.
She was not faking it
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
12/05/22 5:50:51 PM
#23:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
She was not faking it

She probably was honestly. Women have to a lot. Especially if she's saying she came from your dick.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
12/05/22 6:18:14 PM
#24:


That's not to say it wasn't pleasurable or enjoyable for her. Just very doubtful you made her finish twice.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow
12/05/22 6:22:00 PM
#25:


Arcturusisnow posted...
Should I tell her that I'm 36 and haven't lost mine yet?
Who? Your gf? Probably not.
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
12/05/22 6:35:43 PM
#26:


Revelation34 posted...
She was faking it. No virgin is that good.

Doubt this even happened at all tbh. It is the TC afterall who seemingly posts fake news.

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Also I feel pretty pathetic that it took me until I was 25 to lose it.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt here IF being a virgin bothered you that much then you could have just paid for it. Most folk don't care if someone has had sex or not when they are adults I find.


---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj
... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam
12/05/22 6:41:02 PM
#27:


25 isnt that old to lose your virginity. The people who pretend they lost it in high school or god forbid in middle school are lying or coping about their abuse

---
"You're not a good person, you'll never be one, you'll never even convince anyone to mistakenly believe you to be one." -HCE to me
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 6:49:59 PM
#28:


PK_Spam posted...
25 isnt that old to lose your virginity. The people who pretend they lost it in high school or god forbid in middle school are lying or coping about their abuse

While I dont think a lot of people here lost it in high school, there are a good many who do

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato
12/05/22 7:49:18 PM
#29:


PK_Spam posted...
25 isnt that old to lose your virginity. The people who pretend they lost it in high school or god forbid in middle school are lying or coping about their abuse
I really want to quote that line from Fight Club but Ill probably end up in purgatory again.
... Copied to Clipboard!
agesboy
12/05/22 8:35:49 PM
#30:


Hey on the flip side i lost my virginity at 19 or 20 and i am objectively more pathetic than you

don't judge yourself on when you can connect ur usb

---
http://i.imgur.com/LabbRyN.jpg
raytan and Kana are on opposite ends of the Awesome Spectrum.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pedro45
12/05/22 8:47:22 PM
#31:


I'm a dude who had a hard time reaching orgasm and basically had to teach myself how to.
It's awkwardly comforting there's others out there as well.
There was one ex I had that was a bombshell though...it was hard to last more than a few minutes ever. She used to make silly or serious faces to prolong the sex.
Now my fiance, she can work my body really good and takes it as a compliment when she makes me last 30 seconds.
I'm glad I'm not dating around and found my one. There's lots of booty out there, but quality is much better than quantity...unless maybe you can have it all whenever.

---
Warning: Sometimes biased
http://i.imgur.com/V0x5fw8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOovUge.gif http://i.imgur.com/zw7bqPH.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Occupy_This
12/05/22 9:11:42 PM
#32:


I was almost 25 when I lost mine. It happened so fast that I didnt have a chance to tell her. Once I had it I wanted it almost every time we were together. She broke up with me a week after I left college for the summer claiming she didnt like being alone.

I didnt tell her until over a year late when we started talking again and she was shocked because I was so good at it.

---
Sigs are overrated
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
12/05/22 9:31:18 PM
#33:


LinkPizza posted...
While I dont think a lot of people here lost it in high school, there are a good many who do

This is true. A gal I went to middle (high) school with dropped out of school because she got pregnant. Can't say I was surprised given her family (I've known them for years).

---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/05/22 9:34:09 PM
#34:


wwinterj25 posted...
This is true. A gal I went to middle (high) school with dropped out of school because she got pregnant. Can't say I was surprised given her family (I've known them for years).

Yeah. Some girls I went to high school with had kids

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
PikachuMaxwell
12/05/22 9:40:23 PM
#35:


Congrats!

---
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://i.imgur.com/tcQlEb7.png
Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn
... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby
12/06/22 12:16:14 AM
#36:


Arishok posted...
It'll be in the last place you'd look! Try under the couch cushions, next to the week old tuna sandwich, and the TV remote.


under the couch? but then you will get stuck under the .5 pound cushion, and be helpless....

---
Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me."
... Copied to Clipboard!
Arishok
12/06/22 3:36:07 AM
#37:


Krazy_Kirby posted...
under the couch? but then you will get stuck under the .5 pound cushion, and be helpless....
No no. You'll be transported to Narnia.

---
Vinek Kathas.
... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov
12/06/22 6:09:18 AM
#38:


Revelation34 posted...
Do you have a lost and found there?

Ive never looked at it like this before.

Thank you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
BUMPED2002
12/06/22 9:23:46 AM
#39:


Doesn't matter what are you are as long as you get there. Some people are slower to make that move but it's all good. Just be careful out here!

---
SpankageBros
... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA
12/07/22 6:05:44 PM
#40:


UPDATE: can now confirm she isn't faking it when she comes because I wasn't feeling well today and didn't make her finish and she got really upset.
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
12/07/22 6:08:38 PM
#41:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
UPDATE: can now confirm she isn't faking it when she comes because I wasn't feeling well today and didn't make her finish and she got really upset.

Sounds like BS. I mean you are not well but you still had sex with her and she was ok with that? Get better at your stories.

---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza
12/07/22 6:11:49 PM
#42:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
UPDATE: can now confirm she isn't faking it when she comes because I wasn't feeling well today and didn't make her finish and she got really upset.

That doesnt really confirm anything, though

---
Official King of Kings
Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125
12/07/22 6:26:06 PM
#43:


LinkPizza posted...
That doesnt really confirm anything, though

yeah, i agree lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA
12/07/22 6:28:38 PM
#44:


wwinterj25 posted...


Sounds like BS. I mean you are not well but you still had sex with her and she was ok with that? Get better at your stories.
I didn't tell her I wasn't feeling well
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
12/07/22 6:30:34 PM
#45:


THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
I didn't tell her I wasn't feeling well



---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj
... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato
12/07/22 6:50:14 PM
#46:


Jen0125 posted...
yeah, i agree lol
I think this is going to be a really fun topic for a while
... Copied to Clipboard!
keyblader1985
12/07/22 7:00:55 PM
#47:


If anything, I'd say just reduce her uh, performance review, by fifty percent to be safe.

---
Official King of PotD
You only need one T-Rex to make the point, though. ~ Samus Sedai
... Copied to Clipboard!
#48
Post #48 was unavailable or deleted.
NickMullen
12/07/22 8:11:34 PM
#49:


this happened

---
Nick million$
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard
12/09/22 4:00:48 PM
#50:


I was wondering how many more orgasms hes given her but hes suspended

---
Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2