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Beveren_Rabbit
08/17/22 6:57:26 PM
#1:


not everyone carries a pocket knife or bear mace

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Irony
08/17/22 6:57:39 PM
#2:


Pet

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Smiffwilm
08/17/22 7:04:53 PM
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Ignore him like I ignore his music.

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StarbucksWorker
08/17/22 7:06:26 PM
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put it in a sleeper hold
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Ratchetrockon
08/17/22 7:07:19 PM
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If it latches onto me I'm prob dead unless someone helps me

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BloodMoon7
08/17/22 7:08:09 PM
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Distract it with a nearby child or elderly person. They seem to prefer to nanny those.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/17/22 7:10:51 PM
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why would Mr Worldwide attack anyone? he got bigger fish to fry!
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Cobra1010
08/17/22 7:25:26 PM
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how heavy is a pitbull? I assume they bite on and then violently shake and pull? Can you stand up and lift it off the ground and then try to grab hard onto its windpipe with your other hand? Or smash it to the floor and then kneel on it?


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Baha05
08/17/22 7:26:05 PM
#9:


Die

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DipDipDiver
08/17/22 7:28:38 PM
#10:


Pull a steak out of my pocket and beat the dog with it
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Crimsoness
08/17/22 7:29:13 PM
#11:


Accept death

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SodomInsane
08/17/22 7:34:46 PM
#12:


Run

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